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99 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women by saints2(f): 12:36pm On Jun 19, 2006 |
This is a Write up that a Friend of mInd sends to me which He Called 99 reasons why beer is better than women 1. You can enjoy a beer all month. * 2. Beer stains wash out. * 3. You don't have to wine and dine a beer. * 4. Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car. * 5. When beer goes flat you toss it out. * 6. Beer is never late. * 7. hangovers eventually go away. * 8. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer. * 9. Beer labels come off without a fight. * 10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer. * 11. Beer never has a headache. * 12. After you have a beer, the bottle is still worth a dime. * 13. A beer won't get upset if you come home with beer on your breath. * 14. If you pour a beer right, you will always get good head. * 15. You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty. * 16. A beer always goes down gently. * 17. You can share a beer with your friends and enemies. * 18. You always know that you are the first one to pop a beer. * 19. A beer is always wet. * 20. Beer doesn't demand equality. * 21. A beer doesn't care when you come. * 22. You can have a beer in public. * 23. A frigid beer is a good beer. * 24. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good. * 25. Beer always comes in multiples of six. * 26. Beer doesn't mind being in the "wet spot" that IT left. * 27. You can't catch anything but a "buzz" from a beer. * 28. After you have a beer, you're committed to nothing other than dumping the empty bottle. * 29. A beer never costs you more than five dollars and never leaves you thirsty. * 30. When your beer is gone, you just pop another. * 31. You rarely (if ever) find beer labels on the shower curtain rod. * 32. Beer looks the same in the morning. * 33. Beer doesn't look you up in a month. * 34. Beer doesn't worry about someone walking in. * 35. Beer doesn't worry about waking the kids. * 36. Beer doesn't get cramps. * 37. Beer doesn't have a mother. * 38. Beer doesn't have morals. * 39. Beer doesn't go crazy once a month. * 40. Beer always listens and never argues. * 41. Beer labels don't go out of style every year. * 42. Beer doesn't whine, it bubbles. * 43. Beer doesn't have cold hands/feet. * 44. Beer doesn't demand legality. * 45. Beer is never overweight. * 46. If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony. * 47. Beer won't run off with your credit cards. * 48. Beer doesn't have a lawyer. * 49. Beer doesn't need much closet space. * 50. Beer can't give your herpes or other nasty things. * 51. Beer doesn't complain about the way you drive. * 52. Beer doesn't mind if you fart or belch. * 53. Beer never changes its mind. * 54. Beer doesn't tease you or play hard to get. * 55. Beer never asks you to change the station. * 56. Beer doesn't make you go shopping. * 57. Beer doesn't tell you to mow the grass. * 58. Beer will never make you go to a Swedish movie. * 59. Beer is always easy to pick up. * 60. Big, fat beers are nice to have. * 61. Beer doesn't pout or play games. * 62. Beer NEVER says no. * 63. Beer is easy to get into. * 64. Beer never complains when you take it somewhere. * 65. Beer doesn't need to go to the 'powder room' with other beers. * 66. Beer doesn't wear a bra. * 67. Beer doesn't mind getting dirty. * 68. Beer doesn't complain about insensitivity. * 69. Beer doesn't use up your toilet paper. * 70. Beer doesn't live with its mother. * 71. Beer doesn't blow you off. * 72. Beer doesn't care if you have no culture or manners. * 73. Beer doesn't bitch, yell, or cry. * 74. Beer doesn't mind football season. * 75. A beer won't make you go to church. * 76. A beer is more likely to know how to spell "carburetor" than a woman. * 77. A beer doesn't think baseball is stupid simply because the guys spit. * 78. A beer doesn't think DOS is pronounced "dose". * 79. A beer doesn't give a toss if you keep a bunch of other beers around. * 80. A beer will not insist that those odious Michelin commercials with the babies are "cute". * 81. If a beer leaks all over the room, it smells kinda good for a while. * 82. A beer will not call you a sexist pig * 83. A beer will never make you see its parents * 84. A beer won't claim that the Three Stooges are shitheads. * 85. A beer won't raise a fuss about a little thing like leaving the toilet seat up. * 86. A beer will never stop you from watching Playboy. * 87. A beer won't whine that seatbelts hurt. * 88. A beer won't smoke in your car. * 89. A beer never watchs opera. * 90. A beer will never buy a car with automatic transmission. * 91. A beer will never complain when you disobey nature. * 92. A beer is always ready to leave on time. * 93. A beer never fishes for compliments. * 94. Some beers (e.g. St. Pauli Girl) have fabulous tits. * 95. Beer tastes good. * 96. A beer will never accuse you of rape. * 97. A beer won't raise any objections to an evening of watchin * 98. An ice-cold beer will nonetheless let you have your way with it. * 99. A beer won't make you pick up some tampons when you go to the store. Are all These True?Comments are Welcome. |
Re: 99 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women by Nosu(m): 11:42pm On Jul 03, 2006 |
they both give almost the reaction on ppl: Ur intake level increase with each shot they make u behave stupid one is before the other is after u can't control urself when u get addicted to them. they both hv spiritual implication etc |
Re: 99 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women by diddy4(m): 4:30am On Jul 04, 2006 |
true talk son but i still prefer woman, if bear develops boobs and ass den imm@ switch. |
Re: 99 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women by mrmayor(m): 11:50pm On Jul 14, 2006 |
Beer The Cause And Solution To All My Problems |
Re: 99 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women by Mystique(f): 5:35pm On Jul 26, 2006 |
@ Topic: Oya, marry beer na? |
Re: 99 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women by kemulala(f): 4:08am On Jul 28, 2006 |
Honey, obviously, you haven´t been dating the right girls, anyhow cheers!!!!!!! |
Re: 99 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women by biyibabe(f): 3:43am On Sep 24, 2008 |
Beer will kill u faster than women with health complications attached to it.Think well be4 u choose beer over women. |
Re: 99 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women by UNLEASHED(m): 3:55am On Sep 24, 2008 |
@ Poster I bet you will soon die! |
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