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Attention Ladies(beware This Yuletide Season) by Shaakasi(f): 3:26pm On Dec 18, 2013
Notice to all the Ladies this Christmas!
Be careful as you travel home this yuletide season.

This is how to know where guys came back from.

(1) Any guy with too many pictures and plenty story is from London (He has nomoney).
(2) Any guy that shares knock-outs, fire crackers & balloons is from China (He has no money and he is not going back).
(3) Any guy that wears singlet every were he goes is from Lagos (He has no money, he just came to eat mama thank u).
(4) Any guy that wears kito slippers is from Togo/Gabon/Cotonou (He has no money, he came so that mama will help him borrow money from the village meeting)
(5) Any guy that ties head-tie or wears big combat short is from USA (They are stingy)
(6) Any guy that wears ear rings and has a macho stature is from South Africa (He has no money, he only came to the village to hide from narcotic police)
(7) Any guy that wears Jersey is from Spain, Germany, France or Brazil (shishi dem no get and na dem do shakara pass)
(cool Any guy that has red coloured paper money is from Korea (their money is near to zero value)
(9) Any guy that wears tracksuit always is from Canada (they have small but na only drink them fit buy for u)
(10) Anyone that carries gadgets like laptop, iphone and bb up & down is from Malaysia and he go sell all of dem by January to complete travel money.

Stay with ur man oooo, to avoid "HAD I KNOWN" in January, by that time you no go see them again..........

grin grin grin grin

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Re: Attention Ladies(beware This Yuletide Season) by Andrew3(m): 4:05pm On Dec 18, 2013
u sure?
Re: Attention Ladies(beware This Yuletide Season) by Nobody: 4:16pm On Dec 18, 2013
Re: Attention Ladies(beware This Yuletide Season) by AbuMikey(m): 4:28pm On Dec 18, 2013


Not funny enough, but nice joke tho wink

Re: Attention Ladies(beware This Yuletide Season) by Dannylux: 4:43pm On Dec 18, 2013
Funny..
Re: Attention Ladies(beware This Yuletide Season) by Nobody: 4:45pm On Dec 18, 2013
i book am for anoda space
Re: Attention Ladies(beware This Yuletide Season) by Nobody: 4:54pm On Dec 18, 2013
grin
Re: Attention Ladies(beware This Yuletide Season) by ajasa4link: 6:23pm On Dec 18, 2013
space acquired!
Re: Attention Ladies(beware This Yuletide Season) by Shaakasi(f): 12:57am On Dec 19, 2013
Abu Mikey:

Not funny enough, but nice joke tho wink



its funny joor
Re: Attention Ladies(beware This Yuletide Season) by Nobody: 8:52am On Dec 19, 2013
Shaakasi:


its funny joor

its funny, but not enough..undecided
Re: Attention Ladies(beware This Yuletide Season) by Shaakasi(f): 9:37am On Dec 19, 2013
deejay_harry1:

its funny, but not enough..undecided


angry angry sad
Re: Attention Ladies(beware This Yuletide Season) by Nobody: 11:08pm On Oct 15, 2014
cheesy
Shaakasi:
Notice to all the Ladies this Christmas!
Be careful as you travel home this yuletide season.

This is how to know where guys came back from.

(1) Any guy with too many pictures and plenty story is from London (He has nomoney).
(2) Any guy that shares knock-outs, fire crackers & balloons is from China (He has no money and he is not going back).
(3) Any guy that wears singlet every were he goes is from Lagos (He has no money, he just came to eat mama thank u).
(4) Any guy that wears kito slippers is from Togo/Gabon/Cotonou (He has no money, he came so that mama will help him borrow money from the village meeting)
(5) Any guy that ties head-tie or wears big combat short is from USA (They are stingy)
(6) Any guy that wears ear rings and has a macho stature is from South Africa (He has no money, he only came to the village to hide from narcotic police)
(7) Any guy that wears Jersey is from Spain, Germany, France or Brazil (shishi dem no get and na dem do shakara pass)
(cool Any guy that has red coloured paper money is from Korea (their money is near to zero value)
(9) Any guy that wears tracksuit always is from Canada (they have small but na only drink them fit buy for u)
(10) Anyone that carries gadgets like laptop, iphone and bb up & down is from Malaysia and he go sell all of dem by January to complete travel money.

Stay with ur man oooo, to avoid "HAD I KNOWN" in January, by that time you no go see them again..........

grin grin grin grin

Re: Attention Ladies(beware This Yuletide Season) by Yeske2(m): 12:01am On Oct 16, 2014
Funny
Re: Attention Ladies(beware This Yuletide Season) by sucess001(m): 12:29pm On Dec 22, 2014
Shaakasi:
Notice to all the Ladies this Christmas!
Be careful as you travel home this yuletide season.

This is how to know where guys came back from.

(1) Any guy with too many pictures and plenty story is from London (He has nomoney).
(2) Any guy that shares knock-outs, fire crackers & balloons is from China (He has no money and he is not going back).
(3) Any guy that wears singlet every were he goes is from Lagos (He has no money, he just came to eat mama thank u).
(4) Any guy that wears kito slippers is from Togo/Gabon/Cotonou (He has no money, he came so that mama will help him borrow money from the village meeting)
(5) Any guy that ties head-tie or wears big combat short is from USA (They are stingy)
(6) Any guy that wears ear rings and has a macho stature is from South Africa (He has no money, he only came to the village to hide from narcotic police)
(7) Any guy that wears Jersey is from Spain, Germany, France or Brazil (shishi dem no get and na dem do shakara pass)
(cool Any guy that has red coloured paper money is from Korea (their money is near to zero value)
(9) Any guy that wears tracksuit always is from Canada (they have small but na only drink them fit buy for u)
(10) Anyone that carries gadgets like laptop, iphone and bb up & down is from Malaysia and he go sell all of dem by January to complete travel money.

Stay with ur man oooo, to avoid "HAD I KNOWN" in January, by that time you no go see them again..........

grin grin grin grin

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Now this got me cracking....nice one @ Shaakasi
Re: Attention Ladies(beware This Yuletide Season) by Nobody: 1:12pm On Dec 26, 2014
Tell them ooo. Ladies beware.
Re: Attention Ladies(beware This Yuletide Season) by HenCq15: 3:20pm On Dec 26, 2014
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Re: Attention Ladies(beware This Yuletide Season) by yinkeys(m): 10:45am On Dec 31, 2014
@shakaasi pls where's your friend francababy

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