CLEMCYKUL bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'

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CLEMCYKUL : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
CLEMCYKUL: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

============ ========= ========= ========= ===
CLEMCYKUL: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
CLEMCYKUL : Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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CLEMCYKUL : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
CLEMCYKUL : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

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CLEMCYKUL : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
CLEMCYKUL : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again,

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CLEMCYKUL complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
CLEMCYKUL : 'I was watching TV news, '

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CLEMCYKUL comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for compliment.'

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How do you recognize CLEMCYKUL in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.

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Once CLEMCYKUL was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would
be hot.

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CLEMCYKUL in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'

============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===
CLEMCYKUL : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
CLEMCYKUL - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

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Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
CLEMCYKUL : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'

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CLEMCYKUL told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
CLEMCYKUL : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'

[size=2pt]Clemcykul, I ♥ You too [/size]

You love him as in . . . .



Are you guys gay?

they are gayners

i thought clemcykul was a chik    

CLEMENT IS A HE/SHE

she's yet to decide

mykali:

gunnie, from what u are saying, she is a/an . . . .

Yeap!!!
Bt u knw, gunnie shuld knw u knw, he and she r. . . . .
feel free to fill in the blank spaces.

r . . . ., why dont u do it. i heard u have immunity.

Haba Ayusman! Walahi ba ka da tausayi. Menene Clemcy ta yi maka? Yi mata hakuri.

Really on a more serious note is Clemcykul a HE or SHE? I'd like to know pls.

she's both koko and kokolet. Maybe we shld ask Ituen who has shagged her severally?

hmm

@ post, Nice one, lol

Clems

This is pure love from ayus

Clem,

You're one of the funniest dudes on Nairaland so you deserve this thread.

Keep it up especially with your sarcastic jokes.

gunpoint:

CLEMENT IS A HE/SHE

you know that too?

abi oo

i reserve my comment :-x

l like the she of him 

wetin una dey talk sef?

talking about u saucy

Saucy na person

more like saucekid

sure sweets

IMAGINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A well-worn Thousand Naira note and a similarly distressed Five Naira note arrived at the Central Bank to be retired.

As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burnt, they struck up a conversation.
The Thousand Naira reminisced about
its travels all over the county.

'I've had a pretty good life,' the Thousand Naira proclaimed.
'See, I've been to Lagos, Ibadan, Benin, Kano Port Harcourt and Abuja, the finest restaurants in Victoria Island, Kaduna, Abuja and eastern Nigeria, performances at Muson Centre and the Civic Centre, hottest nite clubs all over the country and even a cruise on the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans.'
'Wow!' said the Five Naira.
'You've really had an exciting life!'

'So tell me,' says the Thousand Naira, 'where have you been throughout your lifetime?'
The Five Naira replies,
'Oh, I've been to the Anglican, Catholic, Apostolic & Methodist Churches, the Redeemed Christian Church, the Deeper Life Bible Church, Baptist Church, the CAC, CCC, the Lutheran Church, '

The Thousand Naira note interrupts,
'WHAT'S A CHURCH?'

Please help the N1000 notes go to church.

wtf***

d last joke na big lie
i object

Clemcy

Mos of these things said about you sound too good to be true

lmoa

Yahooze