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Mhua!:-* by ATMC(f): 10:08am On Dec 21, 2013
So Emeka & Nkiru were taking a romantic walk down the beach one cool night. Emeka grabs Nkiru's hands, draws her closer to him, kisses her & says, "Baby! You know I so much love you. There's no one here. Its just us. Let's do WEEWEECHU."Nkiru looks around & says, "My love, I don't want to do WEEWEECHU please. Let's just hold hands & cuddle."Emeka agrees.After a while, Emeka asks her again, "Oh baby! Please my love! Let's do WEEWEECHU!"Nkiru replies: "Baby'm, don't rush me. I don't want to do it. I just want to be wrapped in your arms."Emeka calms down.After a longer while, Emeka can't hold it any longer. He says, "My heartbeat, its not fair oh! Let's do WEEWEECHU nah! Since last year oh!"Nkiru reluctantly agrees!So Emeka immediately grabs her closer to him, hugs her tight, brings out the guitar strapped to his back & they both start singing:"WEEWEECHU A MERRY CHRISTMAS! WEEWEECHU A MERRY CHRISTMAS! WEEWEECHU A MERRY CHRISTMAS! AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!"

See ur dirty mind! What were you thinking WEEWEECHU was? M*e*r*r*y C*h*r*i*s*t*m*a*s jarekiss mhua!

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Re: Mhua!:-* by LEERICIST(m): 4:26pm On Oct 18, 2014
you know what I was thinking na tongue
Re: Mhua!:-* by ATMC(f): 1:57pm On Oct 19, 2014
i don't!
Re: Mhua!:-* by ITbomb(m): 2:00pm On Oct 19, 2014
LEERICIST:
you know what I was thinking na tongue
Guy forget, no dey think too much. She no go gree. Just believe me
Re: Mhua!:-* by LEERICIST(m): 2:14pm On Oct 19, 2014
ITbomb:

Guy forget, no dey think too much. She no go gree. Just believe me
hey man, i'M nt intrestd in her. i'M jst replyn 2 her ques
Re: Mhua!:-* by ATMC(f): 4:32pm On Oct 19, 2014
^^^i think he meant the girl in the story...#kai!whatwereyhuthinking
Re: Mhua!:-* by Nobody: 5:55pm On Oct 19, 2014
I jst dey laf myself b cus i put all my attention to know hw d weeweechu hapen, i come see another thin
Re: Mhua!:-* by Oluwatosean(m): 10:31pm On Dec 06, 2014
ATMC:
So Emeka & Nkiru were taking a romantic walk down the beach one cool night. Emeka grabs Nkiru's hands, draws her closer to him, kisses her & says, "Baby! You know I so much love you. There's no one here. Its just us. Let's do WEEWEECHU."Nkiru looks around & says, "My love, I don't want to do WEEWEECHU please. Let's just hold hands & cuddle."Emeka agrees.After a while, Emeka asks her again, "Oh baby! Please my love! Let's do WEEWEECHU!"Nkiru replies: "Baby'm, don't rush me. I don't want to do it. I just want to be wrapped in your arms."Emeka calms down.After a longer while, Emeka can't hold it any longer. He says, "My heartbeat, its not fair oh! Let's do WEEWEECHU nah! Since last year oh!"Nkiru reluctantly agrees!So Emeka immediately grabs her closer to him, hugs her tight, brings out the guitar strapped to his back & they both start singing:"WEEWEECHU A MERRY CHRISTMAS! WEEWEECHU A MERRY CHRISTMAS! WEEWEECHU A MERRY CHRISTMAS! AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!"

See ur dirty mind! What were you thinking WEEWEECHU was? M*e*r*r*y C*h*r*i*s*t*m*a*s jarekiss mhua!
pls ATMC, lets do WEEWEECHU
Re: Mhua!:-* by ATMC(f): 5:59am On Dec 07, 2014
Oluwatosean:
pls ATMC, lets do WEEWEECHU
next tuesday.

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