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He's So Glad The World Did Not End Last Year by justplainpaul(m): 8:56am On Dec 22, 2013
Around this time last year december, it was said that the world will come to an end and i'm so glad the world did not end. i still have so many unanswered questions! i never found out who let the dogs out, the way to get to seasame street, why Dora doesn't just use google maps, why we don't ever see the headline ''Psychic wins lottery'', why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed, why ''abbreviated'' is such a long word, why lemon juice is made with artificial flovour yet dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons, why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections, and why was Goodluck Jonathan elected president and why were we gullible about it, why do you have to ''put your two cents in'' but it's only a ''penny for your thoughts''? where's that extra penny going to? and why is Rihanna not my girlfriend? why did joanie love chachi? if a deaf person has to go to court is still called a hearing? can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle little star have the same tune? why did you just try to sing those two previous songs? And just what is victoria's secret? why are south africans so xenophobic? you see, it's good the world is still going on. i have too many questions...... to be continued.

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