No! use ur native language.
it will make the joke funnier
or is it jokier

i do not mean to flatter you ,but you have the talent,just carve a niche for yourself,do not try to act like another comedian cos you will then be judged based on his performance.i always laugh and get tears on my eyes when i read your compilation

@poster
just be yourself, the jokes will come if you've got them
and remember, d whole nairaland crew dey behind you! cheerrio!

lancaster:

i do not mean to flatter you ,but you have the talent,just carve a niche for yourself,do not try to act like another comedian because you will then be judged based on his performance.i always laugh and get tears on my eyes when i read your compilation

THANKS LANC. I will dedicate my performance to you wonderful guys on here.

newdeal:

@poster
just be yourself, the jokes will come if you've got them
and remember, d whole nairaland crew dey behind you! cheerrio!

Thanks

Am happy for u man, I saw ur offline but I ws on another sys. How did it go? Buzz me when u get online.

don't worry, u shall go, see, and conquer them with correct naija flavour

good luck uncle sam

all the best milla

since they re whites try to b a little cautious of racial words because the whites are very sensitive to such issues.

compreendo

SAM MILLA:

compreendo

Are u speaking in tongues?

sunej:

Are u speaking in tongues?

more like r u speaking in Portuguese? lol,



Ok, Milla, u simply have to have ur soul in what u do, as long as it's wht u like the rest will just come in a snap

Boa sorte.

Am confident in him, He's ma boy and I trained him well. ^{I did not teach him speaking in tongues o!}

sunej:

Am confident in him, He's ma boy and I trained him well. ^{I did not teach him speaking in tongues o!}

Trainer, make i no catch you there.

try catch me or I whip u again. I train u to run wella!

Just be ur self, dont copy, talk more of realities dan joke on totis and other animals

try
what made the chicken cross the road . . . . . . . .
or
what the apple say to the carrot
or
am red am blue and shiny what am i

am sure they like those

Honey,don't see the crowd as so many people, in your mind's eye assume you are talking to just one person and that person is your friend or family. What ever you would do to amuse your friends, do the same on stage and feel free. Let your flow carry you along. You own the stage,you and you alone. Goodluck!

Four days to stage.

Anyone with an idea of what i should be doing now?

Start brushing yo teeth 3 times daily. 

taking bath 3 times daily too should be okay too, esp. the armpits

cbase:

taking bath 3 times daily too should be okay too, esp. the armpits

That will help.

You barbed my ampits very well last time.
When are u coming to do that again?

d last time i did i ended up 4 hospital wit blocked up lungs, now u wan may i come again now e be say na afta 2 yrs,

@poster jst cooler
nd i wish ya da best

@cbase
na only 2years
orisirisi how much u pay

cbase:

d last time i did i ended up 4 hospital wit blocked up lungs, now u wan may i come again now e be say na after 2 years,

But the hospital report said that it was aids you treated.
Did it affect your lun=gs too?

SAM MILLA:

But the hospital report said that it was aids you treated.
Did it affect your lun=gs too?

:okei
quicklly
await ur reply

@ Sam
If u get Bulldozer this time around, i no mind 2 cut am again , what are friends for

cbase:

@ Sam
If u get Bulldozer this time around, i no mind 2 cut am again , what are friends for

Nah, i would prefer if your sister do it this time,

srry! 00  she no dey, she woulda done a good job, sha, but as it is why not ask Tabitha your sista, hia say she dey drive Bulldozer 4 Berger

, and all of sudden , 29th august showed up,

You will be fine Sam. Let's know how you did.

Am very happy for u SAMMY, I trust u and know u can do it better. All the best, do not forget to jist me when u return!