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| A Love Letter By A Mathematician by hammedkola(m): 11:10am On Dec 23, 2013 |
A MATHEMATICS STUDENT LETTER TO HIS GIRL FRIEND My Dear Love, Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden. Before seeing you, my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated. My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I will not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity. You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality. Yours ever loving, PYTHAGORAS... |
| Re: A Love Letter By A Mathematician by tobillionaire(m): 11:52am On Dec 23, 2013 |
is it written by Pythagoras from o.s.u |
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