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Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by sunnshyn(f): 7:37pm On May 24, 2012 |
Luv letter by Onitsha big boy: Hello pretty damusel, I just wanted to let u know dat I hav joined the muvin people. Ndi na aga aga, (the happuning guys). I am Aguiyi international! Importa & Exporta. I ownu plenty of shop in Onitsha main market. As u are luking at me, nne a dim very solid. My containers come in 20s and 40s every weekly. I hav over 40 boys in my training. Aguiyi is a bigi boy, I am a muver, I am a shaker. I yamu a man of timber & plywood. I yamu rich and by d special grace of God, I am the owner of di biggest & powerfulu boutique u can think of. I employ one lady to managin it. I can call her wit my etisalat phone; give her query with my mtn; fire her with my glo; and hire another manger with my airtel. I wulu make you di CEO, president, and first lady of di conglomerate. All di streets in china are right here in my head and all di Nigerian boys dat load market in there are under me. As I yamu speaking to u now, they are making plan to crown me eze ndi igbo nile of china and by the special grace of God, you will be lolo ndi igbo nile of china. Nne you look like egg yolk and for dat, I will kill any ochicha for u. Nne, ego na esi isi na arum. I send money on errands. A dim ok! Is it my fault dat I yamu a bigi boy? Is it my fault dat at my age, I have many boys under me? Is it my fault dat I have plans of making u d president of d biggest boutique in Onitsha. I wulu repackage u nne m and present u to d world, pretty damusel. Nne m o! Oyoyo m, Egovin nwa! My yori yori! My african Queen, ashanti m! Nwa akworo aka muo! Igbu go m. Infact baby, take me. Your loving faithfully, Aguyi 30 Likes |
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by Lilboots(m): 1:03am On May 25, 2012 |
This is hilarious. Typical OMATA guys in onitsha. Nne, odikwa serious o! All these grammar to toast babe. Lol 1 Like |
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by Jenticles(f): 9:37pm On May 25, 2012 |
Na so 1 Like |
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by toluing: 9:21am On May 26, 2012 |
Nice one keep it up |
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by elari(m): 11:26am On May 26, 2012 |
and this is comfortably sitting on d fröt page. . . Mehn! D moderators are high, while nairaland is standing on a long thing. 1 Like |
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by sunnshyn(f): 11:34am On May 26, 2012 |
^ ^ ^ Oshey!!! Yea, my shit on d front page!! Yeeeeea!! #dancing Azonto with elari! Hehehheheh |
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by khorhede: 11:36am On May 26, 2012 |
Too fake ! 2 Likes |
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by Luckygurl(f): 11:38am On May 26, 2012 |
Vry typical of onitsha igbotic guys and som unscrupulous elements fall 4 dem.Read dis tomanto jos m,apunanwum,so nwa,baby oku.Arrant nonsense. |
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by EddiePain: 11:39am On May 26, 2012 |
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by achi4u(m): 11:39am On May 26, 2012 |
Omata boyz kwenu,odeshi! dis babe ga adariri...mmili zocha o ga agbachariri. afterall we're on money 1 Like |
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by Kesmakveli(m): 11:41am On May 26, 2012 |
wtf!!! Stupid prouda |
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by EfemenaXY: 11:42am On May 26, 2012 |
sunnshyn: Luv letter by Onitsha big boy: Awww isn't that sweet? Love nwatiti 1 Like |
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by lacasa: 11:44am On May 26, 2012 |
:DSee level okirika style |
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by achi4u(m): 11:44am On May 26, 2012 |
Lucky gurl: Vry typical of onitsha igbotic guys and som unscrupulous elements fall 4 dem.Read dis tomanto jos m,apunanwum,so nwa,baby oku.Arrant nonsense....and you will be a lucky gurl to have catch one huh!, you will be the one chasing him |
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by bittyend(m): 11:46am On May 26, 2012 |
Ibotic engrishhe formu ala-igbo... |
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by Nobody: 11:47am On May 26, 2012 |
sunnshyn: Luv letter by Onitsha big boy: |
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by pinkrex(m): 11:50am On May 26, 2012 |
Ayam yienjoyin d luvin letter |
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by OdenigboAroli(m): 11:51am On May 26, 2012 |
sunnshyn: Luv letter by Onitsha big boy: I know for sure this letter wasnt written by an Omata boy; This is like a mimic of a kind of letter that could have been written by an Omata boy but this is a little well constructed and funny too. I actually like it, grammatical error notwithstanding. I feel its quite funny and I have seen some chics that fall for things like that. 1 Like |
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by DePriest2(m): 12:01pm On May 26, 2012 |
hello!!! PLS i want to know how to start a new topic. |
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by Luckygurl(f): 12:01pm On May 26, 2012 |
achi4u: ...and you will be a lucky gurl to have catch one huh!,My username hs got nafing 2 do wit d issue at stake and U knw wat I'm nt dose kind of gurls.MSTCHEWWWWWW |
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by OdenigboAroli(m): 12:02pm On May 26, 2012 |
Lucky gurl: Vry typical of onitsha igbotic guys and som unscrupulous elements fall 4 dem.Read dis tomanto jos m,apunanwum,so nwa,baby oku.Arrant nonsense. Abeg,get out of here with your weak forming; I have seen countless Nigerian girls who brag about having a degree but still cant write a standard English. Yes,most Omata boys didnt go to school but they are disciplined enough to work hard and achieve riches while your hateful and pathetic skinny bone a..ss is here taking panadol for another man's headache. Those names are cute and for the fact they dont resonate with you doesnt change sh..it! So,fhuck off,loser!! 8 Likes |
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by Dagods(m): 12:04pm On May 26, 2012 |
sunnshyn: Luv letter by Onitsha big boy:R u sure u r not one?odee""jati jati...2 be cont...... 1 Like |
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by achi4u(m): 12:08pm On May 26, 2012 |
This one comes from agberos ati oshodii. woO!,Ogbeni how far ni,i won may we gbadu nown,ahhhh!. I jusyt liky the way u dey wok liki ratul senaki dey shekiy your bombom. Ahhh!,hence this motor pakiy remain here OwO must dey comu, emi ni omo Yoruba da da ni.ahhh! shOfe tryi me. u go bi my numba one ni Oh!,kosi wahala ni nown. she nwuoni go party ni ati night ni? +++alot of stuff here++++ 3 Likes |
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by Dagods(m): 12:09pm On May 26, 2012 |
khorhede: Too fake ! |
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by Nonybb: 12:09pm On May 26, 2012 |
De_Priest: hello!!! PLS i want to know how to start a new topic.ME TOO!!! |
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by Nobody: 12:13pm On May 26, 2012 |
ROTFLMFAO!!! |
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by Fabjay(m): 12:13pm On May 26, 2012 |
wow!!! I i cnt jst help laffin so loud... But waitooo @poster hw are we sure dat dis letter was not for u i mean 4 d fact dat d guy hav a serious crush and even want 2 marry u is enof to atleast give him a chance and nne goodluck wit lolo of china... |
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by nnamanis(m): 12:13pm On May 26, 2012 |
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Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by Fabjay(m): 12:13pm On May 26, 2012 |
wow!!! I i cnt jst help laffin so loud... But waitooo @poster hw are we sure dat dis letter was not for u i mean 4 d fact dat d guy hav a serious crush and even wants 2 marry u is enof to atleast give him a chance and nne goodluck wit lolo of china... 1 Like |
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by Dagods(m): 12:17pm On May 26, 2012 |
@sunnshyn"ur fada,, u dey here me so ur fada,u pretty die i swear ur fada,u r just d way a woman should be, if na u dey dat prof pix o.ur fada u gel u here u get mouth. |
Re: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by achi4u(m): 12:19pm On May 26, 2012 |
Lucky gurl: My username hs got nafing 2 do wit d issue at stake and U knw wat I'm nt dose kind of gurls.MSTCHEWWWWWWbut your name sugest u depend on luck...and to hav catch one of those Omata bigs boyz 'nah luck oh!'. abeg make u no dy form jari |
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