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Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by Yeske: 9:53am On Dec 31, 2013
STOP PROCASTINATING.

So help me God.
Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by LizzyAnn(f): 10:02am On Dec 31, 2013
grin grin grin
-Mr Cork-:
. To quit boasting about ma 17inches long *kondo* coz it ain't fair on others angry
Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by Gistwitherico(m): 10:09am On Dec 31, 2013
My new yr resolution is not to make any resolution. Resolutions does not work!

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Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by Glexxx: 10:13am On Dec 31, 2013
More sex n more sex,n making more money.
Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by MrAboki: 10:14am On Dec 31, 2013
1. Travel to Saudi Arabia
2. Travel to Yemen
3. Travel to Borno State
4. Learn how to handle weapons.
5. Pass my Hezbollah & Tuareg entrance exams
6. Pray deligently.


7. Stack up more Virgins in the afterlife..



grin

iKid, iKid.. grin

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Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by musicwriter(m): 10:15am On Dec 31, 2013
2014 I'm going into music professionally. Music is no longer just a hobby for me. You all will be hearing from me soon.

AfricaSON

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Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by DutchesSsS(f): 10:16am On Dec 31, 2013
To become a better person!!!
Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by Nobody: 10:16am On Dec 31, 2013
Consolidation of Previous Efforts in Reconstructing Present Efforts towards developing The Future !!

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Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by thiefnubu(m): 10:16am On Dec 31, 2013
i resolve to have no more new year resolutions
Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by sweetestguy(m): 10:17am On Dec 31, 2013
To troway my bb dat is givin me problem and get d samsung s4 grin
Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by MrAboki: 10:20am On Dec 31, 2013
sweetestguy: To troway my bb dat is givin me problem and get d samsung s4 grin


S4 in 2014?!


Is that progessing or retrogressing..

If February meet me without my Galaxy Note 3 + Gear, then na Galaxy Note 4 + Clutch I go wait for.. angry
Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by Glexxx: 10:20am On Dec 31, 2013
Gistwitherico: My new yr resolution is not to make any resolution. Resolutions does not work!
Exactly,all dese resolution ish r crap.Easier said dan done.
Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by sarutobi: 10:21am On Dec 31, 2013
I want to eliminate jobseekers' pain. I hope I succeed
cool
Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by Nobody: 10:24am On Dec 31, 2013
2013 GO AND DIE.
Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by Oludrex(m): 10:25am On Dec 31, 2013
Unlike this year which my conversion rate is as low as giroud's... Next year I shall not spear any puccy that comes my way
Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by IamNanas(m): 10:25am On Dec 31, 2013
lymelyte: New Year's Eve has always been a time for looking back to the past, and more importantly, forward to the coming year. It's a time to reflect on the changes we want (or need) to make and resolve to follow through on those changes.

Mine are as follows :
1. Spend More Time with Family & Friends
2. Quit Smoking.
3. Help Others
4. Get Organized.
5. Work less. Take it easy. All work and no play can make you a dull boy or girl.
6. will drive more carefully, people are starting to notice the dozens of dents in my car.
7. promise to be nice to my dog. I won't starve him to death more than 10 times.... in a month grin
8.will spend less money on buying useless stuff.
9.Watch more TV. It's very educational. Catch up on all those programs i missed down the years.

NLders,y'all can add yours...




I have no new year resolution.
Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by Nobody: 10:26am On Dec 31, 2013
knack enuf 'kpekus' next year 2014 plus get a prick enlargement cuz am nt satisfied with my '12' inches, My GF 'DYT' says its nt long enuf.

2013 GO AND DIE.
Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by kingilemona298(m): 10:27am On Dec 31, 2013
Nahhh no resolutions, am good
Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by Bolurx(m): 10:33am On Dec 31, 2013
I dunno what you'll gain frm sharing ur new year resolutions here. Isn't it supposed to be private between you and God so that you can achieve them?
Even ppl who put the new year resolutions before God hardly do them for their gusto is unexpectedly truncated by Lucifer.

I bet 98% of y'all won't achieve those resolutions. It's no curse! I kno sum of u would start blowing some useless grammar like that.

But OP, this topic is needless. Aff say mai own o...
Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by teemac01(m): 10:37am On Dec 31, 2013
yeah right

Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by lionspot(m): 10:40am On Dec 31, 2013
Join illuminati * steal money like Gov. Amechi and Ibori combine * go naked and act soft porn like beverly osu * and finally give my life to christ.
Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by Nobody: 10:40am On Dec 31, 2013
Brainrex: My new year Resolution is 2k (2560 x 1440) cheesy
cheesy bro na wao, 2 small na, make it 4k!
Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by fyneboi79(m): 10:41am On Dec 31, 2013
I have τ̲̅ȍ stop womanising and focus on my dreams with all my energy grin
Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by akereconfi: 10:42am On Dec 31, 2013
Bolurx: I dunno what you'll gain frm sharing ur new year resolutions here. Isn't it supposed to be private between you and God so that you can achieve them?
Even ppl who put the new year resolutions before God hardly do them for their gusto is unexpectedly truncated by Lucifer.

I bet 98% of y'all won't achieve those resolutions. It's no curse! I kno sum of u would start blowing some useless grammar like that.

But OP, this topic is needless. Aff say mai own o...

wanted to add mine but refreshed my page to see more and I saw your post


Thanks, you are very correct smiley smiley

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Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by Nobody: 10:43am On Dec 31, 2013
DutchesSsS: To become a better person!!!
and if u're not, we should come and shoot you?grin C'mon who are you guyz kidding?
Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by Ajibel(m): 10:45am On Dec 31, 2013
1. Continue programming angry
2.
Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by gbosah(m): 10:47am On Dec 31, 2013
Make More money
Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by sweetestguy(m): 10:49am On Dec 31, 2013
Mr Aboki:


S4 in 2014?!


Is that progessing or retrogressing..

If February meet me without my Galaxy Note 3 + Gear, then na Galaxy Note 4 + Clutch I go wait for.. angry
wats dis one sayin
Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by Nobody: 10:56am On Dec 31, 2013
Bolurx: I dunno what you'll gain frm sharing ur new year resolutions here. Isn't it supposed to be private between you and God so that you can achieve them?
Even ppl who put the new year resolutions before God hardly do them for their gusto is unexpectedly truncated by Lucifer.

I bet 98% of y'all won't achieve those resolutions. It's no curse! I kno sum of u would start blowing some useless grammar like that.

But OP, this topic is needless. Aff say mai own o...
This is what U were last year !

Keep it On , U berra stop Hatinnnn!!
Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by AKJA(m): 10:58am On Dec 31, 2013
Come to think of these.

Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by simdam500(m): 11:07am On Dec 31, 2013
the 10 new year resolution for 2013... i still dey number 5...



so, op... i need to finish da wan fes (u hia)
Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by Nobody: 11:11am On Dec 31, 2013
2014....

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