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Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by Nobody: 11:15am On Dec 31, 2013
lionspot: Join illuminati * steal money like Gov. Amechi and Ibori combine * go naked and act soft porn like beverly osu * and finally give my life to christ.
i would try this if mine fail
Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by MAYOWAAK: 11:17am On Dec 31, 2013
You've had sex with all the men in your area .. Then you said- New year.. New Me .. Do you think your vaginal comes with ' Clear History ' Button ?
Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by Bolurx(m): 11:18am On Dec 31, 2013
donroxy: This is what U were last year !

Keep it On , U berra stop Hatinnnn!!

Ah ain't hating Mr. Jez telling da darn truth. Reason pls....daizz all!
Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by slap1(m): 11:20am On Dec 31, 2013
1. Quit football betting (I've cleared my account with them)

2. Draw closer to God.

3. Make and save more money for the future.
Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by Bolurx(m): 11:21am On Dec 31, 2013
donroxy: This is what U were last year !

Keep it On , U berra stop Hatinnnn!!

Ah ain't hating Mr. Jez telling da darn truth. Reason pls...daizz all!
Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by Nobody: 11:30am On Dec 31, 2013
Bolurx:
Ah ain't hating Mr. Jez telling da darn truth. Reason pls.
Some of us always make resolutions yearly and past values has always been our strength in doing better !

Nonetheless, U don't have to discourage peeps in resolving, it is not easy standing by one's word but U never can tell who and when such resolutions shall be Uphold !!

Peeps and lifes have started changing for better 'since' Tomorrow ,Amen !!

2014 is My Year of Infinite Goodliness Infinitely , All Odds hereby deserted,tis Gonna be a ''Fresh Air Fresh Breath smiley , amen !

Stand'ere dey look, No talk ya own grin
Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by nwgoziri(m): 11:32am On Dec 31, 2013
I wil watch d wil of God tek place in mylife.......2much money in A/c nd gudhealth in jesus name,AMEN
Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by royal231(m): 11:41am On Dec 31, 2013
I av digged almost all ashys in lasgidi... will quit it
also quit smoking. start regulay exercise
Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by adewasco2k(m): 11:53am On Dec 31, 2013
My resolution for the new year is 1080p x 760p
Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by hannyaniekan(m): 11:58am On Dec 31, 2013
my resolution "stay celibate till wedding night"

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Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by Nobody: 11:59am On Dec 31, 2013
MAYOWAAK: You've had sex with all the men in your area .. Then you said- New year.. New Me .. Do you think your v.aginal comes with ' Clear History ' Button ?
grin lol abi reset button, factory default, restore factory setting et cetra!
Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by marvelU(f): 12:03pm On Dec 31, 2013
Pray more, be a supportive wife to my husband and love my husband more.
Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by Nobody: 12:04pm On Dec 31, 2013
my new year resolutions! hmm i rarely do make nw yr resolutions buh i will like to do d following
stop unnecessary attention towards the oppositte sex.
concentrate on making myself a better person
Make legitimate money
i really dont want to stop cannabibs buh i will reduce my consumption coa of my mum, just dont want to hurt her
and lastly......avoid carry overs in school
So help me Jah rastafari!

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Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by JohnnyPalmer: 12:05pm On Dec 31, 2013
Make a better life
Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by WongFeiHong(m): 12:19pm On Dec 31, 2013
I'll get closer & closer to God.Thats all.

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Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by Glocee(f): 12:34pm On Dec 31, 2013
It's within me and my God .
Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by Sirsijo(m): 12:38pm On Dec 31, 2013
be a better muslim God's will. God bless Nigeria.
Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by Mannylex(m): 12:40pm On Dec 31, 2013
Stop cheating on her #thatwouldlastforonlyaweek
Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by DukeNija(m): 12:51pm On Dec 31, 2013
chris viral:


I wish it is self service but it isn't ....

Sleeping with someones Wife? undecided
Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by DukeNija(m): 12:52pm On Dec 31, 2013
Glocee: It's within me and my God .

Sweetheart, its 'between' not 'within'.

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Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by Kaydem(m): 1:03pm On Dec 31, 2013
My resolution for 2014 is to; Convert every single window of opprtunity to door of Reality!...#So help Me GOD!!!!
Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by DukeNija(m): 1:04pm On Dec 31, 2013
royal231: I av digged almost all ashys in lasgidi... will quit it
also quit smoking. start regulay exercise

No resolution can save you bro, you need Jesus.
Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by ojun50(m): 1:09pm On Dec 31, 2013
Stop making small small money,
Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by afm4ever(m): 1:14pm On Dec 31, 2013
Its between me and God
Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by Nobody: 1:19pm On Dec 31, 2013
To resist ALL temptations...
Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by lordnammy(m): 1:22pm On Dec 31, 2013
I try A̶̲̥̅̊₪d̶̲̥̅̊ be honest A̶̲̥̅̊₪d̶̲̥̅̊ more than fill everywhere I will be I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ 2014 ie making my seconds A̶̲̥̅̊₪d̶̲̥̅̊ minutes successful A̶̲̥̅̊₪d̶̲̥̅̊ I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ all be grateful to my Almighty f̶̲̥̅̊Θя̩̥̊ every Goodthing
Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by pjosh05(m): 1:24pm On Dec 31, 2013
Only a right relationship with God through Christ can enable you to live by your decision because no man can be free except he/she has been set free by Jesus. John 8 vs 36
Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by valkaka(m): 1:28pm On Dec 31, 2013
Quit masturbating abeg!!!!
Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by Richy4(m): 1:35pm On Dec 31, 2013
God in 30 minutes time we will be entry new year. just signing off to watch the fireworks here in Sydney Australia. happy new year my people
Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by Nobody: 2:20pm On Dec 31, 2013
To spend lesser time on nairaland
Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by paschalndidi(m): 2:26pm On Dec 31, 2013
chris viral: 1. Improve my relationship with God.
2. Finally complete and publish my book.
3. Travel to U of T canada to complete my studies.
4. Put a smile to one or two faces before it runs down.

Things I wanna drop with 2013.
1.Lust and too many sex.
2.Procrastination.
3. Lies and deceit to my own self.
4.One personal sin I can't reveal on NL
i know that personal sin

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