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Nairaland Drama!!! by dexterinc2003: 1:35pm On Dec 27, 2013
Here's a typical scenario that happens on nairaland that always gets me laughing...enjoy

1.OP posts a very long thread/story of his life and hits Frontpage.

2.Poster 1 comes and thanks alll his village idols and ancestors for being 'FIRST TO COMMENT'.

3.Poster 2 comes along and says,'if there is no picture,it never happened'

4.Poster 3 comes and posts a dot(space reserved for sale) grin

5.Poster 4 comes and quotes d OPs long thread and comments 'hmmm'

6.Poster 5 comes 2 yap poster 4 for quoting such a long thread only to drop 1 word.

7.Poster 6 comes and blames jonathan for the
fight grin grin

8.Poster 7 comes and thanks 'God',he's an atheist hence he wouldn't have behaved like poster 7(meanwhile poster 4 and 5 are now in a full_blown nairaland wall.

9.Poster 8 starts a religious war

10.Poster 4and 5 evolve into a tribal war

11.Moderators to the rescue,blocks half of d comments in a bid not 2 derail the post

PS:you are free to add more you have noticed,cheers,have a nice festive period.

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Re: Nairaland Drama!!! by sweettease(f): 2:17pm On Dec 27, 2013
Lmao grin grin grin
12. Someone opens a thread on the Nairaland drama
Re: Nairaland Drama!!! by Danhumprey: 2:21pm On Dec 27, 2013
gringrin
Re: Nairaland Drama!!! by psky: 3:34pm On Dec 27, 2013
13. poster 9 advertises viagra. grin

14. poster 10 copies and pastes list of all the people viewing and says "na wa o, see all the people viewing this thread" .

15. poster 11 insults admin for putting the thread on frontpage.

I6. a teenage poster 12 says "like if you didn't read the long story the op wrote"

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Re: Nairaland Drama!!! by sweettease(f): 3:59pm On Dec 27, 2013
psky: 13. poster 9 advertises viagra. grin

14. poster 10 copies and pastes list of all the people viewing and says "na wa o, see all the people viewing this thread" .

15. poster 11 insults admin for putting the thread on frontpage.

I6. a teenage poster 12 says "like if you didn't read the long story the op wrote"

grin grin grin

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Re: Nairaland Drama!!! by Dannylux: 6:00pm On Dec 27, 2013
Poster 17 - comes to preach for unity.
Re: Nairaland Drama!!! by Vivly(f): 6:34pm On Dec 27, 2013
Poster 18. Looks for who to attack.

Poster 19 Asks for small pin charger.

Poster 20 Quotes poster 19 and asks him if he's got sense with a meme.

Poster 21 asks for the moderator that brought the topic to front page.

Poster 22 weeps for Nairaland.

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Re: Nairaland Drama!!! by Nobody: 7:01pm On Dec 27, 2013
poster 23--->what a thread..

poster 24--->quotes poster 9 and curses his generation.

poster 24---> curses nairaland frontpage again

poster 25--->quotes poster 6 and uses the "look son a crazy post meme.
Re: Nairaland Drama!!! by homesteady(m): 7:08pm On Dec 27, 2013
grin grin
Re: Nairaland Drama!!! by Karleb(m): 7:08pm On Dec 27, 2013
Vivly: Poster 18. Looks for who to attack.

Poster 19 Asks for small pin charger.

Poster 20 Quotes poster 19 and asks him if he's got sense with a meme.

Poster 21 asks for the moderator that brought the topic to front page.

Poster 22 weeps for Nairaland.
@20.

Re: Nairaland Drama!!! by Karleb(m): 7:14pm On Dec 27, 2013
@ vivily no pun intended, i was just praticalizing the 3rd scenairo ni o.
Re: Nairaland Drama!!! by Dannylux: 7:50pm On Dec 27, 2013
Karleb: @ vivily no pun intended, i was just praticalizing the 3rd scenairo ni o.

26 - This must be Italian.

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Re: Nairaland Drama!!! by Karleb(m): 7:53pm On Dec 27, 2013
Dannylux:

26 - This must be Italian.
undecided
Re: Nairaland Drama!!! by Vivly(f): 7:55pm On Dec 27, 2013
Poster 27 quotes a post and then asks 'what is this one saying?'
Re: Nairaland Drama!!! by Karleb(m): 7:59pm On Dec 27, 2013
Vivly: Poster 27 quotes a post and then asks 'what is this one saying?'
grin grin embarassed
Re: Nairaland Drama!!! by Nobody: 8:08pm On Dec 27, 2013
Poster 26: Thanks God for making him post on the first page of a frontpage topic.

Poster 27: Quotes poster 26 and tells him to STFU and get a life, rants, insults Mr. 26 and he gets 8 likes from his ilk.

Poster 28: Derails thread and posts balderdash on how to make money online without breaking a sweat.

Poster 29: Quotes poster 27 and posts "GBAM. 100000 likes"


Poster 30: Comes in and starts typing on how GEJ is working, blah, bleh, blah. . .

Poster 31: Quotes poster 30 and calls him/her a GEJ a$$licker.

Poster 32: Quotes poster 31 and calls him/her APC rat.

Poster 33/Andyblaze: Types crap and begs everybody to visit a thread he created to help him on how he can make his girlfriend love him better.

Poster 34: Poster 26 resurfaces and quotes poster 27 and tells him to GO AND DIE.


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Re: Nairaland Drama!!! by 3coins(m): 8:35pm On Dec 27, 2013
lmfao
Re: Nairaland Drama!!! by Nobody: 8:49pm On Dec 27, 2013
poster 35: Quotes every trouble maker and tries to make peace by correcting them.
Poster 36: which is tpia grin quotes poster 35 and calls him a 'busy body' also droping spine shivering insults.

Once everyone see what poster 36 said, they forget their differences and start quoting or making refrences to her, horrifying insults starts droping like grenades, then the thread becomes automatically derailed for life.
Re: Nairaland Drama!!! by Andyblaze: 8:59pm On Dec 27, 2013
what of angry angry

Re: Nairaland Drama!!! by Enegod(m): 9:10pm On Dec 27, 2013
what is happening here?
Re: Nairaland Drama!!! by Emmyk(m): 9:13pm On Dec 27, 2013
Poster 37: Begs moderators to reduce his ban length...
Re: Nairaland Drama!!! by Nobody: 9:27pm On Dec 27, 2013
Emmyk: Poster 37: Begs moderators to reduce his ban length...
mr olodo grin

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Re: Nairaland Drama!!! by 3coins(m): 9:30pm On Dec 27, 2013
deejay_harry1: mr olodo grin
exactly!
Re: Nairaland Drama!!! by Nobody: 10:09pm On Dec 27, 2013
3coins:
exactly!
no nairalander don get the kyn ban wey tht guy get.. lol.. at once..
Re: Nairaland Drama!!! by physise(m): 10:13pm On Dec 27, 2013
.
Re: Nairaland Drama!!! by 3coins(m): 11:09pm On Dec 27, 2013
deejay_harry1: no nairalander don get the kyn ban wey tht guy get.. lol.. at once..
Charlie d tin ehn....I love his pictures tho grin

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Re: Nairaland Drama!!! by Nobody: 12:39am On Dec 28, 2013
Poster 38 calmly writes "follows thread"

Poster 39 Spreads mat on the floor while getting ready to witness the hot fight evolving

Poster 40 quotes poster 39 asking him to make space for him on the mat grin

Poster 41 quotes Poster 40 asking him to come with pop corn

Poster 42: Poster 39 resurfaces quoting poster 41 and assuring him there's even enough beer
Re: Nairaland Drama!!! by PAGAN9JA(m): 12:57am On Dec 28, 2013
@OP, small correction.

It is village GODS , not idols.

We worship GODS . the idols are devices used in the worship and representation of the GODS .
Re: Nairaland Drama!!! by Dannylux: 11:25am On Dec 28, 2013
It is happening..
Re: Nairaland Drama!!! by Nobody: 11:50am On Dec 28, 2013
maybe poster 9 is pagan9ja

poster 43 quote poster 9 and tell him he needs awakening
poster 44 quote poster 37 and tell him is he the only one on nairaland
poster 45.write mtchew at op
poster.46.
write a very long essay to support the op
poster 47 who is also poster 37 rain curses on poster 44
Re: Nairaland Drama!!! by PAGAN9JA(m): 12:26pm On Dec 28, 2013
psky: 13. poster 9 advertises viagra. grin



Divepen:


maybe poster 9 is pagan9ja




abi are you right in the head?

Since when did I advertise viagra
Re: Nairaland Drama!!! by Nobody: 12:29pm On Dec 28, 2013

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