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Joke: I Bet It You'll Miss It. by Emusan(m): 10:00am On Dec 28, 2013
Do you think you can get it?

One day a Cat was shewing 'gum' as it about to cry "Me'uw Me'uw" the gum expanded and covered its Nose.

So instead of cry "Me'uw Me'uw" it started shouting Help..Help..Help!

Suddenly, a good Rat rushed in to Help as the Cat opened its eyes, it saw the Rat and it quickly rejoiced in its mind and said "food has come today"

About 15seconds later, two sounds were coming out;
1st sound is crying: Help..Help..Help!
2nd sound is saying: Lol...I win..I win..I win!

Which one do you think is crying for Help or Win?


Happy New Year in Advance!
Re: Joke: I Bet It You'll Miss It. by Blackeard(m): 10:04am On Dec 28, 2013
Dude is this supposed to be funny?
Re: Joke: I Bet It You'll Miss It. by Nobody: 10:05am On Dec 28, 2013
I dnt know

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Re: Joke: I Bet It You'll Miss It. by rmaubsiau(m): 10:08am On Dec 28, 2013
if this is your definition of joke or hilarity then am sorry to say dude IT SUCKZZZ
Re: Joke: I Bet It You'll Miss It. by haibe(m): 10:37am On Dec 28, 2013
Blackeard: Dude is this supposed to be funny?

haa, oga this section is not for jokes only na, its for expressing madness tooo. lol
Re: Joke: I Bet It You'll Miss It. by haibe(m): 10:37am On Dec 28, 2013
rmaubsiau: if this is your definition of joke or hilarity then am sorry to say dude IT SUCKZZZ

Puzzles and riddles are entertained in this section too, I just don't know why OP termed it joke, nothing funny.
Re: Joke: I Bet It You'll Miss It. by haibe(m): 10:39am On Dec 28, 2013
1st sound: Cat
2nd voice: Rat
Re: Joke: I Bet It You'll Miss It. by Blackeard(m): 10:44am On Dec 28, 2013
haibe:

haa, oga this section is not for jokes only na.
lmao r u serious? Can u not read?? "Jokes etc" which means everything u post here must be "funny". If not go to "literature"

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