Top 13 signs to know God is really upset with you:
1. If you are still Working with Nitel till now
2. When you fail Maths and ... English in WAEC but pass Fine Arts or Geography.
3. When you write WAEC more than Adekunle Chukwuma Ciroma.
4. When you steal a Military Man's phone and he catches you.
5. If your car spends more time with mechanic than on the road.
6. If you are an Arsenal Fan. hehehe!
7. When you are posted to Gombe, Borno or deep part of Sokoto to do your Youth
Service Corps.
8.When you dream of millions in your account while you went to Bed with hunger.
9. When you mistake a super glue for body cream.
10. When you vomit chicken soup inside church during a 3 days fasting and prayer programme.
11. When a Rat eats your name out of all your original documents e.g.
Your school Certificate or credentials.
12 When your only child joins Nigerian Police Force.
13. When you go report to school management say lecturer de collect sorting and de chase woman... cm Graduate nw...

Stale

:p

Mey ah go chop suya...

Please let us laugh, one, two, go, ha ha ha ha!

14: when you post dumb jokes and find out you are d only one laffin at it.