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10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by tosyne2much(m): 6:04pm On Jan 03, 2016

These are the signs that you are suffering from the wages of your sins

1. If a goat passes and your joystick rises above the normal level

2. If you carry an expo into the exam hall and you can't recognize your own handwriting

3. If you mistake super glue for vaseline when self servicing, God is punishing you for your sins

4. If you want to chop and clean mouth from your maid, and you eventually impregnated her.

5. If you attend church service not to worship God but to charge your phone, only to get to where your phone was plugged and it has been stolen

6. If a rat enters your room, locates your folder and eats your original Bsc certificate

7. If you travel from Lagos to Sokoto by road just to bleep a kitty-cat, and you got involved in a ghastly road accident

8. If you are a woman wrapper and you open a thread to profess your love to a lady, only to see her storm on the thread calling the moderators to close down the thread

9. If the person you bashed in the public transport happens to be your interviewer

10. Feel free to add the last one

*Abeg na joke oooo*

Original writer: Tosyne2much

Cc

Lalasticlala

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Nobody: 6:05pm On Jan 03, 2016

10) After saving for a year just to get an iPhone....then it got stolen 2days after purchase

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by ritababe(f): 6:07pm On Jan 03, 2016

10.
When ironing your clothes and your phone ring, you mistakenly put the iron on your chicks instead of the phone grin

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by StefanSalvatore: 6:08pm On Jan 03, 2016

D tym no 2 hapnd 2 me i almost cried grin

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Adasun(m): 6:19pm On Jan 03, 2016

10)if u snick ur daddy's car out of da hwz to go and runz babe only for da car to crash and pieces God is punishing u for your sin

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Nobody: 6:22pm On Jan 03, 2016

Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by sholikay(m): 6:23pm On Jan 03, 2016

when the man you insulted aggressively, the day before at the busstop,just resumed officially as a newly recruited lecturer,to replace ur former MEC315 lecturer..mhen na automatic carry over be that oo.

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Tallesty1(m): 6:25pm On Jan 03, 2016

When epileptic seizure catches the woman wey dey blow you or when you're about to cum and, y'know that feeling like your cap is going to fall off so you thrust in deeply to enjoy the last one but your condom breaks instead grin

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by kinglekan: 6:35pm On Jan 03, 2016

[b]
Tosyne you are tooooooo much padi

No 1 got me crying and ROTFL

No 2. Is bad ehnnn, jeezzz happened to me one time in sec skul. Me wey nor sabi cari expo, i con scribble few things down more like keynotes to jumpstart my brain and enable me remember the rest.

It took almost an hour before i could gather the necessary courage to remove the tiny piece of paper from my socks, after almost soaking my answer sheets with my sweaty palms. Only for me to look at the sheet and i couldn't read JACK. My own handwriting had transformed to Greek abi na latin sef

That moment every other thing i had crammed just teleported from from my brain. That was the last time i tried that shii.

Lemme add mine to the list.

10. You know God is punishing for your sins when you forget to lock your door while kpanshing your babe and your mum suddenly opens the door.

11. You know your sins are plenty when a 3 year old plays with your phone in church and locates your porn folder, plays a video and your phone decides to hang while playing out loud.
[/b]

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Michellla(f): 6:44pm On Jan 03, 2016

Harbosede02:

10) After saving for a year just to get an iPhone....then it got stolen 2days after purchase

omg

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Michellla(f): 6:47pm On Jan 03, 2016

Wen you're downloading a file thats worth 5gb and it gets to 4.99gb and the next things u see is downloading fail grin

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by CaroLyner(f): 7:03pm On Jan 03, 2016

Michellla:
Wen you're downloading a file thats worth 5gb and it gets
to 4.99gb and the next things u see is
downloading fail

happened to me yesterday.was downloading a song.it got to 5.99 and showed download failed.

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Mediapace: 7:04pm On Jan 03, 2016

Nice mentor at tosyne2much

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by ClassCaptain(m): 7:46pm On Jan 03, 2016

Nice

pls anybody with airtel line..Drop Your Number ...I will call you and greet you... Airtel dash me 5k credit and expires tomorrow.. abeg ...I go call uu cry

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by ClassCaptain(m): 7:55pm On Jan 03, 2016

Back to the Topic.

I read a Particular scenario when the GTA Five came out. U no naija guys ....Dem no wan wait buy the Disc at all.

So This Guy saw a Supposed leaked Full download of GTA V on a foreign site. The size was 4g.

the first two days....the download will get to 2g or more.and stop..

So on d 3rd day...he went to the Cafe and spent almost 2 hours downloading the illegal GTA V version.

Only to get home and Open the file to Find 4g worth of Gay Porn with a Laughing smiley and a Rider

" Support the Industry.. Stop piracy and intellectual theft ""..

Now that his God punishing u for your sins grin

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by falconey(m): 7:55pm On Jan 03, 2016

ClassCaptain:
Nice

pls anybody with airtel line..Drop Your Number ...I will call you and greet you... Airtel dash me 5k credit and expires tomorrow.. abeg ...I go call uu

Please I can use this oPportunity, I will drop my GF's number you'll help me call and tell her falconey said its over because cynthia told me how she had been sleeping with john.

And tell her I'm keeping her power bank she forgot in my room.

Thank you this is her number 08135639855

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Nobody: 8:01pm On Jan 03, 2016

Tosyne2much...happy new year. Saw your message, thanks. I replied it-sending it about thrice, but I kept seeing a strange response from the "mailer service", that my message could not be delivered-was rejected by the address, I don't seem to understand though. But I'll still resend the message, hoping it gets to you. But not to bother much, here's a little excerpt from the message I sent:
"...from age to age, from everlasting to everlasting, through all generations, God has proved that there are no limits to life's possibilities. This year 2016 and beyond, there shall be no limits to your life's possibilities.
A river cuts through rocks, not because it has power, but because of its PERSISTENCE. So, if any of your visions and dreams did not materialise in 2015, this year, keep working on them, keep trusting God and never stop trying-faith never fails! Here's wishing you a PGF year!...PGF=PROSPEROUS, GLORIOUS, and FANTASTIC grin

. HAPPY NEW YEAR! God bless you!.......

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by tosyne2much(m): 8:16pm On Jan 03, 2016

EmmaFantastic:
Tosyne2much...happy new year. Saw your message, thanks. I replied it-sending it about thrice, but I kept seeing a strange response from the "mailer service", that my message could not be delivered-was rejected by the address, I don't seem to understand though.

Thanks so much for the message cool

Now that Xmas has come and gone, hope it's not too late to celebrate it 4me ? cheesy

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Nobody: 8:25pm On Jan 03, 2016

When ur JT fails to rise wen its time for action,, after bragging to Ms. Chinyere cry

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by bright007(f): 9:00pm On Jan 03, 2016

call me when this hits frontpage

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Nobody: 9:31pm On Jan 03, 2016

10. When you mistakenly send 'meet me in room 145, our normal hotel' to your wife instead of fvckmate

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by aolumaxi(m): 9:32pm On Jan 03, 2016

hmmmmnnn.... baba 10-10 is here again

lemme add mine... When u caught with expo on ur final paper (HND 2)
happened once to a guy in my sch

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by aolumaxi(m): 9:33pm On Jan 03, 2016

hmmmmnnn.... baba 10-10 is here again

lemme add mine... When u caught with expo on ur final paper (HND 2)
happened once to a guy in my sch

Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by lilmax(m): 10:04pm On Jan 03, 2016

Michellla:
Wen you're downloading a file thats worth 5gb and it gets
to 4.99gb and the next things u see is
downloading fail

oh lord

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Sleekyshuga(f): 10:12pm On Jan 03, 2016

STFUareyouGod:
10. When you mistakenly send 'meet me in room 145, our normal hotel' to your wife instead of fvckmate

Hahahahahahaha... Ok!!! This can be very crazyyyyyyyy cheesy

...

Michellla:
Wen you're downloading a file thats worth 5gb and it gets
to 4.99gb and the next things u see is
downloading fail

This shit has happened to me severally cry

..

LOL @ tosyne2much.. You made my evening kiss

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Nobody: 10:16pm On Jan 03, 2016

Sleekyshuga:

Hahahahahahaha... Ok!!! This can be very crazyyyyyyyy ...
..

especially when you have already told your wife you'll be going on Business trip that weekend

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Sleekyshuga(f): 10:21pm On Jan 03, 2016

STFUareyouGod:
especially when you have already told your wife you'll be going on Business trip that weekend

I swear down cheesy

!!!

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Nobody: 10:31pm On Jan 03, 2016

Sleekyshuga:

I swear down !!!

Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by tosyne2much(m): 11:20pm On Jan 03, 2016

Sleekyshuga:

Hahahahahahaha... Ok!!! This can be very crazyyyyyyyy ...

This shit has happened to me severally ..

LOL @ tosyne.2much.. You made my evening ..

So you gbadun the write-up abi ?

Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Andyblaze: 11:31am On Jan 04, 2016

LMAO!

Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Elparaiso(m): 3:21pm On Jan 04, 2016

When your Anty tells you to babysit her children and she assures you that they are always silent.

Only for the children to turn into Wailing Wailers once their mum leaves.
Police is your friend^*
^*Only on February 30

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by kizyalex10(m): 3:52pm On Jan 04, 2016

God don punish u when ur church declared fasting nd praying nd on d third day while prayer is going on,u come vomit fresh pounded yam and vegetable.(2)when u knw God hav punished u is as a defender is when u jam leonel Messi on one on one situation,well after deleting u beyond the capture of camera,u will be placed on a free transfer next season.add urs[color=#006600][/color]

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