DIS WORLD SEF • U collect babe number u use
"chick" store em. Shey
en mama na fowl?:> • U buy suya ur woman
chop all the meat finish u
con dey smile dey chop the onion, u be
vegetarian?/ • U dey wit ur guy & u dey recieve
diff kinds of
phone calls every 5 min, yet u dey claim say u
no dey
cheat on ur guy. My sista, u be MTN customer
care
agent?=)] • U ask a girl for what she wants, she
tells you
money and you are angry. Were you expecting
her to
say wisdom & understanding?!-) • U dey carry
ur girlfriend go club, after U̶̲̥̅̊ marry
her finish U̶̲̥̅̊ want stop her frm goin to club. My
broda U̶̲̥̅̊ think say miracle fit happen?:x • Ur
mates pay complete fare, sit down comfortably
4 bus, u pay half dey stand n smile. Bros u b
usher?
• Ur gafrnd dumps u for a rich man u say she
b
golddiga bt ur sister do d same to anoda guy, u
giv
testimony for Church, sey na grace of God. Bros
park well>:/ • Since last 2 weeks, PHCN never
remember ur street
n una no get common Tiger gen, yet u come my
house
still dey borrow Jackie Chan film from me...bros
na
PHCN office u wan go watch am?>=) • Yo babe
get F9 parallel for WAEC, she still dey
ask for Brazilian Hair of #150.000 . Were she
wan
fix am?, ontop that coconut head?X-o • U have
8 tribal marks, stretch marks scattered all
ova ur body yet u still want a tattoo...ah! my
friend u
be zebra • U are 6 feet tall, u still com wear 6
inches high
heel shoe...se u wan whisper to God?|| • U dey
snap inside different type of cars yet u
expect ur man to believe u are not
cheatin..aunty, u be
mechanic?:| • U gather different gals picture for
ur fone & yet
u xpect ur gal to believe u are not cheatin..
uncle, u be
photographer? *pic*8-| • He gave u an
engagement ring for over five years,
e never marry u, my dear u be lord of d
rings?:]xx