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Funniest Facts/Things That Happens In Nigeria by Kingclickmedia: 6:54am On Dec 31, 2013 |
1. No be everybody wey fall for church get demon inside, some are just sleepy that’s all. ______________________________________________________________________ 2. U acepted HIS engagement Ring 5yrs ago & till now no wedding date. My Dear u are not ‘Lord of D Rings’ Return his Ring & move on or are u a learner? ______________________________________________________________________ 3. You don’t need to always shout to be known!! EVEN without advert!! GARRI STILL sELL pass indomie. ______________________________________________________________________ 4. Supporting arsenal and super eagles will kill you faster than bullet. ______________________________________________________________________ 5. You have slept with over 10 girls without protection yet you go to the barbers shop with your personal clipper. What are you preventing? ______________________________________________________________________ 6. Arsenal tactic: pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, lose the ball, goal kick. Pass, pass, pass, shoot and miss. And repeat. ______________________________________________________________________ 7. Don’t get excited when a girl starts calling you Boo!! Boo might be a short Form for OloriBooruku.. ______________________________________________________________________ 8. If KUKERE were to be nigeria anthem, as a student will u miss assembly? ______________________________________________________________________ 9. Shout Out To All The Guys Dat Borrows Money Just To Impress their Girlfriends, Just keep It Up,The Lord Is Ur Strength. ______________________________________________________________________ 10. You created a lot of thread on NL and none made frontpage, you name na Patience Jonathan. You be first lady? ______________________________________________________________________ 11. What's the relationship between Rain & PHCN in Nigeria? It seems almost like an automatic switch thing.. ______________________________________________________________________ 12. Someone walks up to u licking Ice-Cream and tells u to help him with T-fare cos he's Stranded..pls shoot Him!" ______________________________________________________________________ 13. U did the Exam so well that u Took the Answer Scripts Home to show ur Room-mates... Ur 'A' go too sure. ______________________________________________________________________ 14. In a Nigerian Home...If your friend forgets to greet your parents, that's the end of that friendship.if you doubt" try am ______________________________________________________________________ 15. In a Naija Home, ur parents will call u frm ur room to pick up something that is sitting literally 2inches away from them. ______________________________________________________________________ 16. Ushers sef.. Dey won't allow one sleep comfortably during service.. Thought the house of God is also my father's house? ______________________________________________________________________ 17. WHITE KID BE LIKE: "Shut Up Dad"!!;* Dad shuts up* DAD REPLY'S- *Shutup too* 9JA KID SAYS: "Pale, Shut up abeg"*wakes up*....where am i? DOCTOR: Oloshi..St. Mercy Hospital" ______________________________________________________________________ 18. Females from Imo state Nigeria have more hair on their chest than the males. ______________________________________________________________________ 19. The most spoken phrase in Nigeria is "How far?" ______________________________________________________________________ 20. Nigeria is the only country where everybody looks forward to hearing the First Lady speak. ______________________________________________________________________ Now add your, let the fun continue.... 1 Like |
Re: Funniest Facts/Things That Happens In Nigeria by Nobody: 10:14am On Dec 31, 2013 |
No.20 is so true. |
Re: Funniest Facts/Things That Happens In Nigeria by Ifyx(m): 1:44pm On Dec 31, 2013 |
Abegi! Ur no8 iz so on point,,,thumbs up Op |
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