So, this guy just came was giving heaven and earth
reasons why he wouldn't go and sit at the back seat.
I was like, hah, before 7AM meet me here and the
crowd come be like Mile 2 market for Lagos.
Only to see who dey front seat: one pretty, chocolate
and a bit mature Secondary School girl... haha, no
wonder!
She too understand, she close up!
That led me to put up this article:
19 FUNNY THINGS THAT HAPPEN IN A TAXI.
1. The guy sitting in the front seat (in a cold or normal
day) expecting and praying that at least a lady comes to
manage the front seat with him.
Then comes a guy, mtchew! Him go just like, NOT
AGAIN!
2. The lady at the back (just because she dresses like
Nicky Minaj) begins to form, "I don't care who's by my
side" by covering both ears with earpiece and singing
passionately under her breath.
The guy there will be like, What is wrong with you?
3. The business man answering a call and leaving it on
speaker. Ogbeni, we nor understand your language!
4.The Two sisters (7 years and 5 years respectively)
"lapping" themselves in that tight corner ( Money
Saving Strategy). If e pain you, pay for them...lol
5. The coded guy in the midst of two girls trying to
adjust his body and hands seriously searching for which
bosom to rest his weary back on (after a busy day at
work) LOL!
6. The coded girl who just says, "Driver, this your seat
tight, nor be small o" as she raises her hand over and
around the guys neck; incoherently saying, Your prayers
have been answered.
Lol
7. The Northerner who comes in to sit close to you and
you begin to wonder, "Did this man just leave the
abattoir without taking a shower?
You need faith to say to yourself, IJEOMA!
8. The aged man whom at every traffic or pot hole
begins to pull down GEJ government, looking at you and
expecting to comment. Iffa hear!
Make him mouth come dey smell join! I'm not politically
inclined!
9. The Oga Driver who carefully and masterfully
arranges his mirror to be sampling a Unclad.ly -dressed
gurl sitting close to you.
10. The troublesome lady who enters the taxi with
#1000 Naira note on a Monday morning even when the
driver echoed it loud and clear, "Enter With Your
Change O!"
11. The guy who pays for a girl he doesn't know just
because of her looks.
Hoping he (Jack) will see her (Rose) again in a more
comfortable environment.
Na movie we dey act?
12. The girl who keeps staring relentlessly at you from
the side...and just when summon courage to strike a
convo, she replies as if she just met a loser or probably
a cheat!
Some girls share!
13. The awkward moment when the girl whom at first
didn't want to properly adjust her hands (knowing that
the only option is to place her hand around your
neck...) but later does it, but then, you're close to your
junction. lol!
I heard some crazy guys go as far as the last bus stop
because of this "Cooling Effect" / AC...LOL
14. The man who enters the taxi with a torn money and
replies the driver after being confronted, "I nor collect
am from somebody?"
Story for the gods!
15. The food seller (mama Caro) who keeps her food in
the booth but keeps the bucket of FRIED FISH with her.
hmm!
Make e come be say DAT day, son of man dey fast!
Hunger go carry your belle play chess.
16. The "unknown" passenger who farts in the car.
#silentmess #
Driver needs to stop the car before the mess evolve into
flames!
Do people still do vhat? Gush! I feel like throwing up
already!
#winks #
17. The woman who wants to lap three children on one
space oo, waiting for that "lucky" passenger, You, to
come help her lap the smallest baby.
This ain't bad. # Ellen says, Be kind to one another
18. The Police, military or paramilitary man who enters
and exits the taxi without at least saying a Thank You.
Na gun dem dey take buy motor na you never buy one.
(I witnessed this one)
I laffed to scorn.
The police is your friend, ke!
19. YOU...reading this...that would bring out your
phone, i- pad or even book (inside six minutes journey)
dey form Einstein or Rich boy just because... The
opposite sex dey inside that taxi...lol
You will be making uncalled-for and unnecessary calls
just to pass a message to the opposite sex that you've
got good accent and that you're lively to hang out with,
otherwise you won't be laffing on phone that way...lol
You can also add your own experience

the man who.......

ty265:
the man who.......

Who what oga

No be small thing ooo ! .... Na true

No. 11

5minsmadness:

No. 11

lol