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Me Na by ogorluv(m): 6:44am On Aug 06, 2008
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand. , I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church from then on.
Re: Me Na by Temivict(f): 2:43pm On Aug 06, 2008
I hope ur so called Dog SEx will not put into trouble one day
Re: Me Na by spenchuks(m): 2:50pm On Aug 06, 2008
@ogorluv
dont mind temivict she like sex grin me too
Re: Me Na by Temivict(f): 4:55pm On Aug 06, 2008
@Spenchuks
HOw do u know. But i can't like U
Re: Me Na by spenchuks(m): 5:05pm On Aug 06, 2008
@ temivict
na lie talk true now kiss grin
Re: Me Na by nightnurse(f): 5:39pm On Aug 06, 2008
:-x
Re: Me Na by bibs(f): 5:57pm On Aug 06, 2008
good
Re: Me Na by dreeldee: 6:47pm On Aug 06, 2008
sex must be a bitch tongue tongue
Re: Me Na by ogorluv(m): 11:37pm On Aug 06, 2008
Temivict:

I hope your so called Dog SEx will not put into trouble one day
You must be a prophet cos the bitch actually did. The full story is on another post,
ME AND MY DOG.
Enjoy!
Re: Me Na by clemcykul(f): 12:13pm On Aug 07, 2008
sex my foot!

grin grin
Re: Me Na by ogorluv(m): 10:45pm On Aug 07, 2008
No, sex my dog.
Re: Me Na by cescky(m): 11:25pm On Aug 07, 2008

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