k lemme kno wut da badess thangg u eva done wuz
i dun mean like jus failin an exam or lil thanggs like dat
i want real BAD lol. . .keep it grimy

when i was 16(then i was a real thug till my mama whooped my ass and put christianity into me ) i beat the shiit out of a dude with a baseball bat cuzz he touched my sister.

i enjoyed causing fights between girls cause it meant free movie for the guys. the girls cant fight, nahhh, they tear their clothes to shreds and the guys will have a marvellous time watching free movie.


the rest of the bad stuff i have done remain with me

aawwhh protective of ya lil sista. . .i wish i had a older brotha like dat

da worse thangg i eva did. . .well, all i gotta say iz i drank a whole bottle of remy martin nd den i. . .
LOL

When i was 8 i peed in a bottle and gave it to a friend to drink.
I told her it was german apple juice.
When her big sister found out she was so mad she peed there and then on the stop But thank god she had no bottle .She peep on sand picked it up and ran after me to make me eat it. Luckly for me she did not get my mouth open.

OMG mamaput ! You're sooo naughty That was funny as hell!

Oh well I've done alot of naughty things in the past. One day I was playing hide and seek with my sister and it was my turn to hide. So I hid behind the curtains and my sister couldnt find me, she had passed by a couple of times and didnt know i was there. Well, I got tired of waiting and decided that the next time she came around I was gonna jump out on her. So when I finally heard her coming, I squeezed my face, stuck out my tongue, fingers stretched out(you know like a real monster) and i jumped out on her her! Well lo and behold it was none other but my DAD(of blessed memory)! You should have seen the look on his face! He must have thot I was a little witch or something cos he kept away from me for the rest of the week!

Lmaoooo those are some really funny One's

@ alheri

dat got me rolling on the floor.

@mamaput

dat was so bad but funny. i dey cry laughter here.

@kadeejah

yeah, i gotta protect ma sister. she will pay me for all the protection with her bride price.

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bad things lemme see,
there was one thing i got in trouble for tho
i told ms young(ma english teacher) to go f*ck herself cos she was p*ssing me off
got in big big trouble

@mamaput
ahahahaha u bad. . . dat wuz hella funni

@alheri
LOL

@ikamefa
gudd job

@svs
lol. . .once i told ma basketball coach ta go suck hiz mom
he made me sit on da bench coz i wuz b**ching out sum h*e on da ova team

helo baby girl how are u doing.[b][/b]
just wanna say hello to you and to tell ya that wade
is a great guy.
i play basket ball here too but not on a professional
level.

i have keept my older sister hungry for 6 hours

and she didnt beat the sh*it out of ya

svs:

and she didnt beat the sh*it out of ya

naaah,she was want to do it,but i can run for dan her ,i have a long legs

shes the one on ya profile right?

nope,the one on my porfile is da seond,i have three sistas plus me is 4,

the one on my profile that's nathalie the second,

da oldest is sonia,i'll show u her picx later,

cool check ma pic on ma profile
its a funny one but neway

svs:

cool check ma pic on ma profile
its a funny one but neway

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naaahh girl,(LET DEM SAY WHATEEVA THEY WANT,IT'S U,U JUST CANT HELP BEING YOU )



I LIKE IT,YA SMILE IT'S COOOOOOOOOOOL ,

HOW ABOUT MY OWN PROFILE DO U LIKE IT?

ya its cool 2,ur sista luks lik ur friend shes cute and u too

(STOP LAUGHING )


YEA,AM TALLER THAN HER,SHE'S VERY SHORT,

i know u'll like it

I almost forgot.
My mumand dad traveled and Grandma came to look after us Also in Nigeria.#
Well my sister went out to play and when we got home grandma said she was going to flog us for going out with out telling her.

We had a stone floor so we rubbed  Vaseline on the floor and roped the door  so that she will either fall over the rope or slip out on the Vaseline.
We were very small and heard some were that if old people fall down they die,
But our Brother (Pratt) caught us he made us clean up every thing and blackmailed us for weeks

mamaput,

you are making me cry here with laughter. you were a very good prankster in your teens. damn. my stomach is hurting me cuzz i have been laughing my ass off.

when i was 3/4 i stole the wine my mom bought cuz the suspense was killing me. She bought the wine like 3dayz b4 the time i stole it and didn't open it. i wanted to taste it so bad i opened it, took a sip and topped it with water and put it back. i got into so much trouble when she found out dat same day.

i skipped more classes dan i attended when i was in Jss2&3

@mama put
v.funny experiences

well we thought she will fall and break a leg and not be able to flog us.But our brother said we wanted to kill her . we sometimes belive that to this day.
We grew up, in the 70s .
No TV no PC and not too many toys.
We were outside most of the day.
If only mx people knew what we were up to
Boy o boy.

Sleeping with few girls' boyfriends.

MORE THAN ONE FRIEND. Guess you're not the loyal type retro.

Another time in school we had this stingy friend who would eat everyone elses provision but would hide hers in her wardrobe and refuse to share. So once when we were all broke and short on provision and couldnt call home cos werent supposed to be broke yet, we decided to teach her a lesson. She had also be been claiming she was broke and had no provision so we figured that if we took her provision she couldnt complain.

So when she had gone off to campus to study, like three of us now went into her wardrobe. Come and see provisions!she had sprite,cornflakes, milk, TUC, ribena, all sorts. We were all very shocked cos we didnt imagine she had that much. So we took out the sprite (50cl bottle) drank the whole thing, replaced it with water and put it back in for her. We then took out the cornflakes and milk, eat the TUC biscuits and closed back her wardrobe. When she came back to the room, we brought out the cornflakes and milk and started eating in front of her. We even offered her some.

Well, by the time she realised her stuff was missing, she couldnt complain or ask us since she had said she didnt have any provisions before. We told her what we had done some years later and we all had a good laugh about it.

alheri:

MORE THAN ONE FRIEND. Guess you're not the loyal type retro.

I wasn't. I was only 15/16. I'm 18 now, big difference.

@retro oh okay ,I see. guess now at 18 you know better. Well these things happen anyway.

I do not believe people change.
There are some that claim they have seen the light but people do not change just like that.
Some settle down . but change.
I know that to this day i can still be up to no good . Not that i will give anyone apple juice from Germany again.
But my kids do not like lamb so i tell them its Beef from Argentina.