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Mend Recruits! by djfiki: 11:00am On Aug 07, 2008 |
MEND is the foremost leader in the Niger Delta struggle. We are currently recruiting dynamic and resourceful graduates of any discipline with a minimum of 2-1 in a bid to restructure our operations in Nigeria. This recruitment exercise is mainly for niger delta indigenes, however candidates from other zones who possess unusual passion about our struggle are eligible to apply. Candidates who possess OND with a minimum of upper credit can also apply for CADET positions. All applications shall be online as hard copy CV's will not be accepted by our offices. email: jobs@mend.org Pls note: we are an equal oppurtuny employer |
Re: Mend Recruits! by djfiki: 11:16am On Aug 07, 2008 |
hehehe! naija ppl don dey churn out applications already. Its only a joke. We only recruit with the help of headhunters. |
Re: Mend Recruits! by SOJ(m): 2:47pm On Aug 07, 2008 |
wats so funny? ur idiocy or d gullible nature of nigerians who applied? |
Re: Mend Recruits! by Seun(m): 3:14pm On Aug 07, 2008 |
Heh. Why would anyone want to apply for such a dangerous job? |
Re: Mend Recruits! by unuigbe(m): 12:11am On Aug 08, 2008 |
The fact is that the guy who pasted this article is an unstable human being,yes he is SICK.How can joke with serious issues of life like searching jobs. |
Re: Mend Recruits! by El(m): 7:56am On Aug 08, 2008 |
djfiki: Very expensive joke, this. |
Re: Mend Recruits! by BiafraBoy1: 1:26pm On Aug 13, 2008 |
kevwekofi: Dont be surprised that some many Nigerians don apply already Seun: Work na work, there is danger and risk in all aspects of endeavours. The more dangerous , the higher d pay package |
Re: Mend Recruits! by Nobody: 1:52pm On Aug 13, 2008 |
this is a sad commentry on the manufacturer of this expensive joke |
Re: Mend Recruits! by djfiki: 11:18am On Aug 14, 2008 |
hey, why nairalanders no get sense of humour? @ biafra boy thanks. @seun you will be surprised at the thousands of Nigerians that will be interested if this job was for real. How about our ppl wey dey take coke enter indonesia, malaysia when its clear that death penalty awaits them if they are caught. @ everyone Is it not ironic that Mend will want to recruit and they are looking for 2-1. but remember no risk no reward. |
Re: Mend Recruits! by BigBadWolf(m): 10:07pm On Aug 14, 2008 |
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Re: Mend Recruits! by dadonG(m): 12:23am On Aug 15, 2008 |
your father there---------------------- |
Re: Mend Recruits! by Babygod: 3:15am On Aug 15, 2008 |
@EVERYBODY PLS NOTE THAT THE APTITUDE TEST WILL TAKE PLACE IN THE CREEKS, SO COME WITH YOUR AK47 RIFLES, BULLET PROOF VESTS, MASKS AND OTHER NEEDED MATERIALS WILL BE PROVIDED AT THE CENTRE. ONE FIRST TASK WILL BE BLOWING OF OIL WELLS AND PIPELINES DATE: 3 DAYS FROM WHEN U READ THIS POST TIME :FROM 12 MIDNITE VENUE: NIGER DELTA CREEKS NB:BEWARE OF THE JTF TASK FORCE, BE WARNED IF THEY CATCH YOU, NA YOUR FAULT O PLS CALL 0888 010 7777 FOR MORE DETAILS SHORTLISTED CANDIDATES ARE BEING CONTACTED |
Re: Mend Recruits! by menix(m): 11:27am On Aug 15, 2008 |
Glory to Jah !!!!! I have been shortlisted 4 there test. @ Babygod, It would be risky transporting my Ak47 from lagos to d creeks. |
Re: Mend Recruits! by yommyfad: 1:54pm On Aug 15, 2008 |
The exchange of words here is really a stress reliever |
Re: Mend Recruits! by DaJunta(m): 2:04pm On Aug 15, 2008 |
This topic suppose dey joke section ooo |
Re: Mend Recruits! by djfiki: 7:12pm On Aug 15, 2008 |
due to the enormity of complains about the fact that the recruitment process is favouring niger delta indegenes, i think federal character should be reflected in the recruitment! |
Re: Mend Recruits! by Nobody: 8:11pm On Aug 16, 2008 |
nawa oh wonders shall never end dont tell me anyone actually believed the recruitment was for real! |
Re: Mend Recruits! by Babygod: 2:05pm On Aug 18, 2008 |
@menix WHY NOT USE ANY OF THE COURIER, SERVICES , THAT IS MORE SAFER ALREADY SOM MOSSAD MEN HAVE BEEN BROUGHT IN TO TRAIN THE NEW INTAKES ALSO DONT FORGET TO RENEW YOUR ODESHI O E DEY VERY IMPORTANT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Re: Mend Recruits! by lexicon(m): 3:11pm On Aug 18, 2008 |
Babygod: Odeeshi for where AK47 machine dey, I pity u ooooo |
Re: Mend Recruits! by Woodpecker(m): 3:59pm On Aug 18, 2008 |
PEOPLE U SHOULDN'T BE WAISTING UR PRECIOUS TIME TALKING ABOUT MEND RECRUITMENT WHEN AL QUAEDA IS LOOKING FOR EXPERIENCED SUICIDE BOMBERS TO WORK IN IRAQ. SEND CVs TO mrbinladen@alquaeda.org |
Re: Mend Recruits! by Mustay(m): 4:45pm On Aug 18, 2008 |
hmm If them bomb nland, una go heAR! |
Re: Mend Recruits! by djfiki: 7:27pm On Aug 25, 2008 |
@ woodpecker guys for MEND |
Re: Mend Recruits! by djfiki: 7:29pm On Aug 25, 2008 |
@ woodpecker guyz for MEND dey ask how suicide bomber dey gather experience? which kind oyinbo odeishi be that! |
Re: Mend Recruits! by sunej(m): 1:54am On Aug 26, 2008 |
all said |
Re: Mend Recruits! by 9jafirst: 9:45am On Aug 26, 2008 |
hello!!! djfiki i dont get it is this a joke or an advertisement ok pardon the interuption |
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