MEND is the foremost leader in the Niger Delta struggle. We are currently recruiting dynamic and resourceful graduates of any discipline with a minimum of 2-1 in a bid to restructure our operations in Nigeria. This recruitment exercise is mainly for niger delta indigenes, however candidates from other zones who possess unusual passion about our struggle are eligible to apply.
Candidates who possess OND with a minimum of upper credit can also apply for CADET positions.
All applications shall be online as hard copy CV's will not be accepted by our offices.
email: jobs@mend.org

Pls note: we are an equal oppurtuny employer

hehehe! naija ppl don dey churn out applications already. Its only a joke. We only recruit with the help of headhunters.

wats so funny? ur idiocy or d gullible nature of nigerians who applied?

Heh. Why would anyone want to apply for such a dangerous job?

The fact is that the guy who pasted this article is an unstable human being,yes he is SICK.How can joke with serious issues of life like searching jobs.

djfiki:

MEND is the foremost leader in the Niger Delta struggle. We are currently recruiting dynamic and resourceful graduates of any discipline with a minimum of 2-1 in a bid to restructure our operations in Nigeria. This recruitment exercise is mainly for niger delta indigenes, however candidates from other zones who possess unusual passion about our struggle are eligible to apply.
Candidates who possess OND with a minimum of upper credit can also apply for CADET positions.
All applications shall be online as hard copy CV's will not be accepted by our offices.
email: jobs@mend.org

Please note: we are an equal oppurtuny employer

Very expensive joke, this.

kevwekofi:

This is so sad.
This forum is not for useless jokes please
lets act matured

Dont be surprised that some many Nigerians don apply already

Seun:

Heh. Why would anyone want to apply for such a dangerous job?

Work na work,
there is danger and risk in all aspects of endeavours.
The more dangerous , the higher d pay package

this is a sad commentry on the manufacturer of this expensive joke

hey, why nairalanders no get sense of humour?
@ biafra boy
thanks.

@seun
you will be surprised at the thousands of Nigerians that will be interested if this job was for real. How about our ppl wey dey take coke enter indonesia, malaysia when its clear that death penalty awaits them if they are caught.

@ everyone
Is it not ironic that Mend will want to recruit and they are looking for 2-1.

but remember no risk no reward.

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your father there----------------------

@EVERYBODY

PLS NOTE THAT THE APTITUDE TEST WILL TAKE PLACE IN THE CREEKS, SO COME WITH YOUR AK47 RIFLES, BULLET PROOF VESTS, MASKS AND OTHER NEEDED MATERIALS WILL BE PROVIDED AT THE CENTRE.

ONE FIRST TASK WILL BE BLOWING OF OIL WELLS AND PIPELINES

DATE: 3 DAYS FROM WHEN U READ THIS POST

TIME :FROM 12 MIDNITE

VENUE: NIGER DELTA CREEKS

NB:BEWARE OF THE JTF TASK FORCE, BE WARNED IF THEY CATCH YOU, NA YOUR FAULT O

PLS CALL 0888 010 7777 FOR MORE DETAILS

SHORTLISTED CANDIDATES ARE BEING CONTACTED

Glory to Jah !!!!!
I have been shortlisted 4 there test.
@ Babygod,
It would be risky transporting my Ak47 from lagos to d creeks.

The exchange of words here is really a stress reliever

This topic suppose dey joke section ooo

due to the enormity of complains about the fact that the recruitment process is favouring niger delta indegenes,
i think federal character should be reflected in the recruitment!

nawa oh wonders shall never end dont tell me anyone actually believed the recruitment was for real!

@menix

WHY NOT USE ANY OF THE COURIER, SERVICES , THAT IS MORE SAFER

ALREADY SOM MOSSAD MEN HAVE BEEN BROUGHT IN TO TRAIN THE NEW INTAKES

ALSO DONT FORGET TO RENEW YOUR ODESHI O

E DEY VERY IMPORTANT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Babygod:

@menix

WHY NOT USE ANY OF THE COURIER, SERVICES , THAT IS MORE SAFER

ALREADY SOM MOSSAD MEN HAVE BEEN BROUGHT IN TO TRAIN THE NEW INTAKES

ALSO DONT FORGET TO RENEW YOUR ODESHI O

E DEY VERY IMPORTANT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Odeeshi for where AK47 machine dey, I pity u ooooo

PEOPLE U SHOULDN'T BE WAISTING UR PRECIOUS TIME TALKING ABOUT MEND RECRUITMENT WHEN AL QUAEDA IS LOOKING FOR EXPERIENCED SUICIDE BOMBERS TO WORK IN IRAQ. SEND CVs TO mrbinladen@alquaeda.org

hmm

If them bomb nland, una go heAR!

@ woodpecker
guys for MEND

@ woodpecker
guyz for MEND dey ask how suicide bomber dey gather experience?
which kind oyinbo odeishi be that!

all said

hello!!! djfiki i dont get it is this a joke or an advertisement
ok pardon the interuption