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Hausa Joke by emmyjojo(m): 11:02am On Aug 07, 2008
akwai wata, sunan ta lia ne, lia de sistan ta sun je yawo sai sukan dawo gida de dare, sun fara buga gate, sai baban su ya taci daga baci. sun fara magana:
BABA: Waye ne?
LIA: Baba, sulia ne.
BABA: Sulian wa?
LIA: Sulian ka.





a pastor and his members were gong out on evangelism to preach to a riverine village. on their way in a boat in the middle of the ocean, they were singing excitedly.
PASTOR: Jesus power
ALL: super power,
PASTOR: witches power
ALL: powerless power, powerless power.
the song went on and on then the pastor said,
PASTOR: mammywater power
ALL: Silence, shocked lipsrsealed
the pastor repeated it, sill no answer. members starts looking at d sea around them and towards the pastor for him to understand but he would't. angrilyhe said i will answer if no body wants to, but before he finished a membe shouted at him. Shut up there! must you provke a mammy water in the water?

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Re: Hausa Joke by sunej(m): 2:12pm On Aug 07, 2008
Re: Hausa Joke by spenchuks(m): 3:52pm On Aug 07, 2008
mahaukaci
Re: Hausa Joke by chioya(f): 4:14pm On Aug 07, 2008
NO u wont provoke mammy water in their water
so where is d joke ? embarassed
Re: Hausa Joke by Nella(f): 7:31pm On Aug 07, 2008
spenchuks:

mahaukaci


I second that!

Eventhou I don't know wht it means cheesy  lol, lmao, wht a joke!
Re: Hausa Joke by Jeovy(m): 7:50pm On Aug 07, 2008
Still waiting for the joke to come,
Re: Hausa Joke by sunej(m): 7:53pm On Aug 07, 2008
Jeovy:

Still waiting for the joke to come,
u go get white bear bear b4 the joke comes lipsrsealed
Re: Hausa Joke by saha(f): 7:56pm On Aug 07, 2008
Lalle su lia hope d neighbours didn't hear
Re: Hausa Joke by spenchuks(m): 8:38am On Aug 08, 2008
Nella:


I second that!

Eventhou I don't know wht it means cheesy lol, lmao, wht a joke!

it means d guy is a madman grin grin grin
Re: Hausa Joke by lexicon(m): 9:09am On Aug 08, 2008
chioya:

NO u wont provoke mammy water in their water
so where is d joke ? embarassed


u no sabi read, ? cos i wonder why u r not seeing da joke.

@poster nice jokes joo

cigaba,
Re: Hausa Joke by MrInfo1(m): 11:11pm On Aug 08, 2008
Laughn in hausa
Re: Hausa Joke by 10gram(m): 1:29pm On Jul 07, 2014
emmyjojo: akwai wata, sunan ta lia ne, lia de sistan ta sun je yawo sai sukan dawo gida de dare, sun fara buga gate, sai baban su ya taci daga baci. sun fara magana:
BABA: Waye ne?
LIA: Baba, sulia ne.
BABA: Sulian wa?
LIA: Sulian ka.





a pastor and his members were gong out on evangelism to preach to a riverine village. on their way in a boat in the middle of the ocean, they were singing excitedly.
PASTOR: Jesus power
ALL: super power,
PASTOR: witches power
ALL: powerless power, powerless power.
the song went on and on then the pastor said,
PASTOR: mammywater power
ALL: Silence, shocked lipsrsealed
the pastor repeated it, sill no answer. members starts looking at d sea around them and towards the pastor for him to understand but he would't. angrilyhe said i will answer if no body wants to, but before he finished a membe shouted at him. Shut up there! must you provke a mammy water in the water?
nice trial
Re: Hausa Joke by Nobody: 4:02pm On May 31, 2019
I want to learn this kind of job! Teach me. smiley

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