When I imagine the way most people act while using their laptop.

1. some people can refresh more than 1000 times before opening a single folder.

2. some guys will can carry laptop from morning till night, (guy, na wetin dey ur back ?.. o boi, na my lappy o) ask them to open ordinary ms word.

3. dis laptop, i no wan use am again, i need something like 500gig CD ROM :X

4. When some guys dey beside their girlfriend (using laptop without battery, nepa come take light). oh damn, my backup, well.. i need to go to computer village next week. oh baby pls i'm sowie (smh)

6. some people get 1Terracbyte HD, 4 GB Ram, windows 8, camera, bt, wifi.... na only make dem dey use handkerchief dey clean am all the time ( ask them just the name, they will tell you all the specifications.

7. if you the kind of large work i'm doing with my lappy.. na networking. ask me, na game dem dey play o.

8. you cant plug anything at all. virus are too much, even see your blackberry usb port, i think there should be something to cover it, virus must have entered.

10. d worst part na those who have nothing. they will keep telling of their 'dream' laptop.

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Lol

I'm guilty of number one. But not 1000 times O̲̣̣̥oº°˚.