Today is Sunday,o yes it is the Sunday we have all been waiting for, it is the first Sunday of the year, every other day is not important except the first sunday,even Saturday which is the Sabbath is not holy but the first Sunday of the year, this is a time where pastors will make lots of money across nigeria, o yes because this Sunday is the first sunday of the year, it will be a special thanksgiving Sunday,where pastors must collect all kinds of special offering including new year offering, thank God for keeping you alive offering, special thanks to God offering, first Sunday of the year offering, offering to usher in the new year and all manner of offering.. Make sure if you are going to church this Sunday, go and empty your bank account because its the first Sunday of the year and a special one as that,remember God loveth a cheerful giver, don't forget that God is not a small God so when giving offering this Sunday, make sure you don't give 5naira,but God loveth a cheerful giver but he does not accept 5naira on a special Sunday.. This Sunday, poor Nigeria's will make their pastors richer as their psychic will be manipulated on the grounds that its the first Sunday of the year and so its different from every other Sunday and days the year.

WTF

First fruit thingz