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Nollywood And Their Crazy Things by raziboi(m): 2:40pm On Jan 05, 2014
Akpos Fun Time!!!
YOU KNOW IT'S A NIGERIA MOVIE
WHEN:
~ A man shoots himself on the head 3
times...Habaaa !!!!!!! How in the world
is that possible? ~ RMD remembering
when
he was still 7years old as far back as
1960
and suddenly a HUMMER passes in
front of him....... Chinekeee ~ Patience
Ozokwor poisons Zark Orji's food, she
stirs the poison so that it will circulate
to
all parts of the meal and then she
tastes it, Zack Orji dies while she survives,
Nawaa oo ~ Someone flashes back to
1982 and behind him is a sign board
"Vote
for Goodluck Jonathan" Hmmmm ~ A
7year old character is washing plates and
he suddenly becomes an adult in his
20's
still washing the same plates and
wearing
the same trousers... ~ Omotola is depicted as a poor woman suffering in
the village and has to do serious farm
work to survive only for you to see
that
her fingernails are fixed with long
plastic nails and painted crimson red. ~ Tonto
Dike acting a born again village girl,
yet
has tattoos on her body. ~ Someone
dies
with low cut and his spirit comes back wearing afro... Na wetin? ~ A woman
suddenly decides to poison her
husband,
then she opens her food cabinet and
brings out the substance. Is poison
part of cooking ingredients? ~ They shoot
you
on the leg yet blood starts coming out
from your nose. ~ John Okafor (Mr
Ibu) is
the father of Nkem Owoh (Osofia). Biko
who is older? ~ You must cough
before
you die.. Patience Uzokwu....flashed
back
to wen she waz 17 and playing life....and
she is wearing brazilian hair in
1975..................na wetin?
Add yours keep the ball rolling." Hapi
sundy pals....

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