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My Experience With A Native Doctor by Jerrick(m): 3:20pm On Jan 05, 2014 |
Anytime I think about the scenario, I laugh and just shake my head. It was Christmas week and I went visiting my Uncle who stays in Ibadan. On 23 December, my uncle gave me some documents to get them photocopied. It's a known fact and no news that my uncle is the very stingy type. He calculated all I would spend and he made sure I won't be left with no change, imagine? . Anyways, in no time, I was on bike and I arrived my destination. I alighted from the bike and went to the shop where I will get those document photocopied! But as I was going, I noticed something strange frm afar. It was a man dressed in red clothe with something in his hand. I watched him for some time and I noticed he was conversing with people he sees on the road. I walked very fast cos I was scared. When I asked those people in shop what the man was doing, they said he's a native doctor and that he collects money frm people whenever Christmas is near. I could hardly swallow my saliva cos I was scared. I have never seen a native doctor except in films, let alone conversing with one. When he was close to the shop I was, I could clearly see he's got a horn with him. The horn is wielded with red and black cloth. I wanted to run at first but I saw a lady beside me, I noticed she wasn't as nervous or agitated like I was. This boosted my confidence and I decided to stay! . The native doc got to the shop I was and stopped...... Ghen ghen!! Seriously, I was standing but 'dead' and buried in fear. I don't know maybe because of the supra canvas I wore or my nice outfit, he approached me. They've already told me the native doc approaches those he sees as rich people. Because if you see me that day ehn, u go confuse me with dangote's son #fact . So, he pointed the horn to me and said money. I initially wanted to rebuke him by calling Jesus but I never wanted to fall my own hands infront of the babe, I kept quiet and hoped for the 'worst' . I handed him 1 hundred naira. He collected it, looked at me and further pointed the ugly horn at me, he kept on saying money! When I noticed he was going to touch me with his ugly horn, I moved back. I started to empty my pocket, swearing that the 1 hundred naira was all I had on me he danced and left... Phewww, that was close, I thought in my mind. Those I met in the shop laughed @ me that I was doing like a weakly! I too was laughing but my legs were shaking...... I left the shop and trekked home. I got home and never uttered any word to my uncle. He ignorantly asked, ''why were you that late?'' I said people were too many that we'all had to queue. A very stingy man he is 19 Likes |
Re: My Experience With A Native Doctor by DKJaleel: 3:45pm On Jan 05, 2014 |
why u no shout Jesus if he sure for you?? 23 Likes |
Re: My Experience With A Native Doctor by slimyem: 3:53pm On Jan 05, 2014 |
What is this? Person maga u for change na I'm u call experience? 20 Likes |
Re: My Experience With A Native Doctor by liloelawwal(m): 3:54pm On Jan 05, 2014 |
u be complete mugu Is lyk u were born n bred in banana iceland D guy ws jst a beger!!! 21 Likes |
Re: My Experience With A Native Doctor by Jerrick(m): 4:10pm On Jan 05, 2014 |
slimyem: What is this? liloelawwal: u be complete muguI wish you were there |
Re: My Experience With A Native Doctor by Nobody: 5:15pm On Jan 05, 2014 |
Has little to do with your uncle's stinginess but more to do with your fear I know if that last note was 1k you would still have given it to him 11 Likes |
Re: My Experience With A Native Doctor by niggi4life(m): 6:00pm On Jan 05, 2014 |
At the end of your epistle, how does your uncle stinginess get to do with the native doctor who openly scammed you? U need to grow up son 54 Likes |
Re: My Experience With A Native Doctor by Fynestboi: 11:04am On Jan 06, 2014 |
Picture then i go believe you... 6 Likes |
Re: My Experience With A Native Doctor by Nobody: 12:48pm On Jan 06, 2014 |
Jerrick: Traditional religion still stronger than colonial-indoctrinated persian religions, persian religions were able to survive uptil now because of the gullibility of the mind of our people. 3 Likes |
Re: My Experience With A Native Doctor by Nobody: 12:49pm On Jan 06, 2014 |
cock and bull story. post a picture with a caption that says #babalawo things. 5 Likes |
Re: My Experience With A Native Doctor by 4reigningqueen: 12:50pm On Jan 06, 2014 |
Oh my God! How do i recover my wasted mb on this sh.t? 5 Likes |
Re: My Experience With A Native Doctor by CaptJHMiller: 12:51pm On Jan 06, 2014 |
What is the essence to this story? 16 Likes
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Re: My Experience With A Native Doctor by nekaa(f): 12:52pm On Jan 06, 2014 |
Another if you see am you no go fear again.. lol 1 Like |
Re: My Experience With A Native Doctor by Asemo11(m): 12:54pm On Jan 06, 2014 |
Abeg who get blackberry charger |
Re: My Experience With A Native Doctor by drnairalov: 12:54pm On Jan 06, 2014 |
mtscheeew!!! in da bank 2day a man said 2me"I knw ur pin code" I said 'wat iz it?" he reply "4 stars ****" i say "no actuli its 4185" den he laugh at me, PLS Y? 5 Likes |
Re: My Experience With A Native Doctor by Enegod(m): 12:54pm On Jan 06, 2014 |
you dey call masquerade native doctor.. smh 4 Likes |
Re: My Experience With A Native Doctor by sCun: 12:55pm On Jan 06, 2014 |
Re: My Experience With A Native Doctor by Wisdomkosi(m): 12:55pm On Jan 06, 2014 |
Why this thing make front page? Nonsense, while we have good posts. Mod wake up |
Re: My Experience With A Native Doctor by showby: 12:55pm On Jan 06, 2014 |
Re: My Experience With A Native Doctor by Prodigee: 12:56pm On Jan 06, 2014 |
lol |
Re: My Experience With A Native Doctor by Gifted4all(m): 12:57pm On Jan 06, 2014 |
WTF and u are bold to call urself a man.smh 1 Like |
Re: My Experience With A Native Doctor by sowprice(m): 12:57pm On Jan 06, 2014 |
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Re: My Experience With A Native Doctor by fpeter(f): 12:58pm On Jan 06, 2014 |
HIGH ON CHEAP CRACK...YOU GAVE AN AGENT OF THE DEVIL YOUR MONEY? YOU BETTER GO FOR DELIVERANCE IN MFM...B4 THEY TIE YOUR FINANCES IN THEIR COVEN THIS 2014, WHAT A DUMB MOVE YOU MADE. MSTCHEEEW! 2 Likes |
Re: My Experience With A Native Doctor by Danhumprey: 12:59pm On Jan 06, 2014 |
So because you see native doctor come where you siddon your body start to dey shake? What if na one of those ruthless,dangerous masquerade? Wetin you for do? |
Re: My Experience With A Native Doctor by donvickk: 12:59pm On Jan 06, 2014 |
u b man rapper guy. No level at all |
Re: My Experience With A Native Doctor by joeace2020(m): 1:00pm On Jan 06, 2014 |
okay |
Re: My Experience With A Native Doctor by etudaddy(m): 1:00pm On Jan 06, 2014 |
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Re: My Experience With A Native Doctor by deshclones(m): 1:00pm On Jan 06, 2014 |
All these kids from the western land of cowards.....mtshew.... Thunder fire gowon for refusing my people exit from this contraption called nigeria....for keeping me in the same country with these western cowards...imagine the maga no get shame dey talk anyhow.... you were ripped morafuchker. 7 Likes |
Re: My Experience With A Native Doctor by chelseabmw(m): 1:00pm On Jan 06, 2014 |
The Topic should me " Meet My Stingy Uncle" 2 Likes |
Re: My Experience With A Native Doctor by ndidibabe(f): 1:02pm On Jan 06, 2014 |
Nice story. At least, I smiled. However, you are a coward o. |
Re: My Experience With A Native Doctor by Nobody: 1:02pm On Jan 06, 2014 |
I think you need to live in Lagos to be smart. people like you are easily duped! 1 Like |
Re: My Experience With A Native Doctor by adeoladrg(m): 1:02pm On Jan 06, 2014 |
hehe |
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