Simple Home Remedies

1.) A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

2.) If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. You will then be afraid to cough.

3.) Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

4.) Gentlemen can avoid arguments with the Mrs. about leaving the toilet seat up by simply using the sink.

5.) For high blood pressure sufferers: Simply cut yourself and bleed for three minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

6.) Have a bad headache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the headache.

have u tried em

The dumb adviser must have tried it and it didn't work for him,

So he is trying to see who else is as dumb as he is.

kolo !

infobaba:

kolo !

confession don start!

Am ill not sick

I actually do rule number4 even with nobody to argue with.
I just do it while brushing, it saves time

@poster

I like

Easier said dan done. Have tried it

Nice,it actually put a smile on my face. . . .

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Easier said dan done. Have tried it

So u rly tried it, DUMB n' DUMBER

@post

huh??