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Street Guy In Trouble, Kindly Read. by AsotechMayor(m): 4:49pm On Jan 07, 2014
A street guy took a prostitute to the hotel. While in
hit sex in the
dead of the night, the lady suddenly went limp
and lifeless. As the confused guy was still trying to
understand what’s happening, the
girl’s phone rang and he picked it up.
Here is the conversation ensued between him and
the male voice
from the other end of the line.

VOICE: Guy, you’re in big trouble, that girl you just
rapped to death
is the IG’s daughter.

BROS: But i didn’t rape her, i paid her for service
rendered.

VOICE: Explain that to the police.

BROS: So what do you want, i can’t afford to go to
prison.

VOICE: Pay me 50k and i will handle the rest. We
can go to the
nearest ATM machine if you don’t have the cash.
I’m a patient
businessman.

BROS: Look, i’m a businessman too, i know a
ritualist who will pay
1million naira for a fresh corpse like this one, we
can share it 50/50.

Give me a minute to call him please.

The prostitute suddenly jumped up from the bed
shouting, “na
your mama them go take do ritual, Ode! Anuofia”.

As she ran out of the hotel stark naked.

Don't laugh too much.... Greetings

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Re: Street Guy In Trouble, Kindly Read. by stacomaster(m): 4:52pm On Jan 07, 2014
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Re: Street Guy In Trouble, Kindly Read. by fattbabakay(m): 5:02pm On Jan 07, 2014
Dry joke
Re: Street Guy In Trouble, Kindly Read. by Nobody: 1:46am On Jan 08, 2014
. grin
Re: Street Guy In Trouble, Kindly Read. by morhsuud22(m): 6:59am On Jan 08, 2014
Good job
Re: Street Guy In Trouble, Kindly Read. by BobNeli(m): 8:52am On Jan 09, 2014
My dear dnt mind those shouting dry joke. They cant construct even the alphabet a in its correct appearance
Re: Street Guy In Trouble, Kindly Read. by fattbabakay(m): 2:33pm On Jan 09, 2014
BobNeli: My dear dnt mind those shouting dry joke. They cant construct even the alphabet a in its correct appearance
what's diz 1 saying??....Gibberish!!!***spits on comment nd vex out***

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