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How To Know If Witches Fromyour Village Are After You Ornot. by Nobody: 11:33am On Jan 08, 2014
* After entering a bus, it gets to
your turn to pay your fare and
you can't find your money...

* If you are downloading 5GB of
data and it Fails at 99%...

* If you buy a bold 6 for 90k
today and the next day the price
drops to 20k...

* You win 100millon, u put am 4
bank, next week d bank declare
bankrupt...

* Your first day in a restaurant,
after eating fish, the bone hang
for your throat...

* If after working for 30 days,
you got fired without salary...

* After selling your fathers
property to go abroad, and you
still got deported few weeks
later...

* If you take expo into the exam
hall, and cant understand your
own handwriting...

* If after 6 abortions and d guy
still ends up not marrying you...

* If you submit expo with your
answer sheet...

* when ur friend wey just come
back from America give u
cheque & did not remember to
sign before going back...

Finally, If you are not laughing at this
know its from the village...
Re: How To Know If Witches Fromyour Village Are After You Ornot. by Sepp360(m): 11:35am On Jan 08, 2014
lolz!... I just lafd cos i got the gist, not b'cos its funny!
Re: How To Know If Witches Fromyour Village Are After You Ornot. by Nobody: 11:37am On Jan 08, 2014
Sepp360: lolz!... I just lafd cos i got the gist, not b'cos its funny!
gist as how

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