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How To Know If Witches And Wizards From Your Village Are After You by CastroTbb(m): 10:42am On Jul 30, 2015 |
HOW TO KNOW IF WITCHES & WIZARDs ARE FOLLOWING YOU FROM YOUR VILLAGE; IF: •after entering a bus, it gets to your turn to pay your fare and you can’t find your money. •If you are downloading 5GB of data and it Fails at 99%. •If you bought a bold 6 for 9000naira today and the next day the price drops to 2000naira •You win $100millon, u put am 4 bank, next week d bank declare bankruptcy. •your first day in a restaurant, after eating fish, the bone hang for your throat. •If after working for 30 days, you got fired without salary. •After selling your fathers property to go abroad, and you still got deported few weeks later. • if you take cheat into the exam hall, and cant understand your own handwriting. • If after 6 abortions and d guy still ends up not marrying you. • if you submit wassce question paper with your answer sheet. •when ur friend wey just come back from Yankee gives u cheque & did not remember to sign Before going back. • If at age 38 , you still refer to Davido as your role model. • if after you use a heavy perfume and your body odour is still stronger than RAID. • If After You photoshop your Picture & you still Ugly Pass Taye Taiwo • If u get expelled 24hrs 2 ur graduation. • if ur leg dey show for passport photograph. • If You Break-Up With Your Boyfriend/ girlfriend and he/ she wins $100million the next day!. • if the person that you were cursing out in traffic turns out to be the one interviewing you for a job. • If U lied to Armed robbers that u don’t have a phone, then it rings, & ur ringtone is i gat no worries • if you sell ur Kidney to buy a Range rover sport and they steal it d next day. • If u carry textbook go exam hall and still dey copy from others. • After reading this post and u did not laugh, comment, share or like it. You should know its from your village!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 Like |
Re: How To Know If Witches And Wizards From Your Village Are After You by winetapper: 10:48am On Jul 30, 2015 |
If the witches and wizard are not following you... You would have spaced your work for Human understanding not for spiritual understanding my siggy tho 1 Like |
Re: How To Know If Witches And Wizards From Your Village Are After You by Ginaz(f): 11:01am On Jul 30, 2015 |
you will know witches are after you when you come back from sch very hungry, in the middle of the rice boiling you ran out of gas.......... 1 Like |
Re: How To Know If Witches And Wizards From Your Village Are After You by pojophilius(m): 5:29am On Jul 31, 2015 |
dem dy folo op if dis thn no make ftc |
Re: How To Know If Witches And Wizards From Your Village Are After You by CastroTbb(m): 2:43pm On Aug 01, 2015 |
winetapper:Done So they a'int after me |
Re: How To Know If Witches And Wizards From Your Village Are After You by winetapper: 2:59pm On Aug 01, 2015 |
CastroTbb:Hmm the evil spirit must be stong since then na now e de release you.. God bless the pastor |
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