The morning news headlines from TDK metro fm..

# APC blames Jonathan for Mikel Obis loss of african footballer, accuses him of been Clueless

# Jonathan promises to set up a committee to look into the matter

‪#‎Elrufai‬ screams Yaya toure is number 8 on the sniper list

# Obasanjo writes mikel Obi a letter

# Boko haram claims responsibility for the loss of Mikel Obi to Yaya Toure the Beast of Africa , also they promised more loss if Mikel Obi do not convert to. If I say anythiny------ Its you add anything ?

# Liar mohammad warns Jonathan blood will flow if Mikel Obi loses again

# Okeyson movies produces their new movie "THE WAY TO SUCCESS" featuring Mikel Obi as chelsea fc , Yaya Toure as mancity. Marketed by obaino movies

# Fani kayode congratulates Mikel Obi ' you see am a true nigerian I love igbo people if you doubt me, I have slept with many of their women if you are still in doubt ask Bianca Ojukwu ( mad man is banging peoples wife a yard stick to measure your love for a tribe)

# Fashola set to increase tax on player salaries due to such much funds earned by the players

# Oshomole shouts GO and DIE if you don't like this post

# Buhari and Tinubu set to meet Mikel obi , to encourage him to join APC

# ASUU advises Mikel Obi to join them so as to learn how to STRIKE better than Yaya Toure

# Stella oduah buys Mikel Obi a bullet proof BMW to protect him from losing next time, ( I don laugh scatter floor for here ooooh )

# Lier mohammad is APC chairman ! I Hope d ones dat abused me will apologise soon if not BA wahala I did it for fun not insult

# Breaking news Mikel Obi CV contains Jos as place of birth , but Mikel Obi wrote Nigerian as country of birth on his wikipedia page

# Nigeria national assembly budgets 50billion naira for sucess party for Mikel Obi

# Sanusi Lamcastido sanusi set to print 5000naira notes with MIKEL OBI picture on it


Sahara reports

Too much of joblessness. Causes weariness to d mind, body ,d soul

Guy chill! Am not responsible for your problems

jobless fool.

its just a joke

just on time