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You 've Got Male by engr17(m): 7:17pm On Jun 22, 2006 |
Junior asks his dad: "Daddy, how was I born?" His dad sighs and replies: "Ah, my son, I guess one day, you would have to find out anyway. " Well, you see, your mum and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. " Then I set up a date via email with your mum and we met at a cyber- cafe".We sneaked into a secured room, where your mother agreed to download from my hard drive. " As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete button. " 6 weeks later, your mum sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity from a self extracting file, which had implanted itself in her BIOS."Then 9 months later, a little pop-up appeared and said, "You 've GOT MALE" |
Re: You 've Got Male by edygirl(f): 7:21pm On Jun 22, 2006 |
interesting |
Re: You 've Got Male by jgirl3: 7:32pm On Jun 22, 2006 |
cool way of explaining |
Re: You 've Got Male by ThoniaSlim(f): 1:50pm On Jun 23, 2006 |
very funny, , , |
Re: You 've Got Male by Pogistega(m): 4:44pm On Mar 08, 2010 |
Should have been, "You've got E-Male" |
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