HUSBAND COMES FROM CHURCH; GREETS HIS WIFE AND LIFTS HER UP. HE CARRIES HER AROUND THE HOUSE.

THE WIFE IS SO SURPRISED AND ASKS "DID THE PASTOR PREACH ABOUT BEING ROMANTIC"?

THE HUSBAND SAID " NO, HE SAID WE MUST CARRY OUR BURDENS AND SORROWS.

try using Small letters baby

Why?

You no fit read am?

Friendship Between Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship Between Men: A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a buddy's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.

lol. I like this friendship btwn men n women.

The test

Three men, a Briton, a Japanese and a Nigerian were lost in the
forest and captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the
prisoners that they could leave if they pass a trial. The first step
of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same
kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The Japanese first came back and said to the king, "Hai! I bring ten
apples. Ten glud apples. Feri Feri nice" The King then explained the
trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any
expression on your face or you'll be eaten.

The first apple went in, but on the second one he winced out in
pain, so he was killed.
The Briton arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king
explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be
easy.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, and on the ninth berry he burst out
in laughter and was killed.
The Japanese and Briton met in heaven. The Japanese asked, "Wai you
laugh, you silly fool? You almost win and King set you free. No
understand" The Briton replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the
Nigerian fellow coming with pineapples."

lol
thats suicide

u care to commit one?

I c u like to terrorize ppl abi?

terrorize?

yep,

Rings a bell?

Primary 5 head girl. Break is not even over yet.

Topic's Subject Changed

you say?

Why?

Isnt that illegal?

i love dis tred

hmmmmmmmmm

blissieng:

Why?

Isnt that illegal?

It is. Sue him na!

Just dey find trouble, u hear!

Big mighty bully.

I no mighty reach that side.

b u l l y!

nice jokes I like the first one

Sexy.

Fanks!

so aggressively aggressive hmmmmm

blissieng:

Sexy.

Fanks!

and that means

thanks but shd av bin written as fanx

ok fanx

I know I'm Cute, I know i'm sexy. I don't need to be told!!!! yet in dreamland

and that means

get real

@ Romade