Found this and could ot resist postiing it, Enjoy,


Sing to the 'I Will Survive' Parody


At first I was afraid, I was petrified!
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died,
But I'd spent oh so many years just waiting for a man that long, That I grew strong,
And I knew that I could take you on. . .



But there you are, Another lie!
I was ready for a big mac and you've bought me a French fry,
I should have known that it was bul sh t,
Just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans.



Go on now go! Walk out the door!
Don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4,
Weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't catch you out,
Don't you know we' re only joking when we say size doesn't count.


(Chorus)
I will survive, I will survive!
Cos as long as I have batteries,
My sex life is gonna thrive,
I will always have good sex with a handful of latex,
I will survive, I will survive. . . hey . . .

hey!

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud,
But to hell with all your ego's and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin for a cordless multispeed,
Go on now go! Just make a dash,
Last time I saw a p***k that small was watching Gladstone run nude hash,
I should have asked for confirmation,
Should have asked for referees,
Then I wouldn't have you waving that wee winky thing at me

Go on now go! Just hit the track,
Don't you bring me home no tiddlers, Cos I'll only throw them back,
The only thing that I could do with a p***k as small as yours,
Is to stick it with a tooth pick
Dip it in tomato sauce

(Chorus)
Go on now go! Get out of my sight,
I'm going back to my appliance,
Cos I know it's length is right,
And if I ever see your tiny tockley at my door,
You'll be counting up your inches as you pick them off the floor.


Go on now Go!

ah, ebony, i go tell ur husband. KAI !!!

anyway, make she come, me get 11 imches. i be the koko master. she doesnt need all that latex and batteries, i am all she needs

nice one

@Topic,

OH COOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!! I shall sing this lyrics on my karaoke machine tomorrow.

@Tufe , abeg you wan make my husband ask me where I get this from? No tell am o

@Gaby, make sure you don't sing or play it in front of your man

Yes I will. HAHAHAH!

if u sing am for him front, na Gbosa u go hear for ur head

For your information, I am a good singer

i hear u . . . . rubbish singer u mean

gabrywyl:

For your information, I am a good singer

No matter how good a singer you are , dont sing this for your man o, him no go see th funny side at all

. . .as i said, na gbosa she go hear for her head

Nice . . ._{wont be funny being at the other end of that song oh . .**}

then i sentence u to the end

uhm

You guys are just jelous just cause I can sing well

that one na for ur dream abi

jelous jelous jelous

what a crazy lyrics !!

hehehe

nice one

weldone

mykali, wetin happen nna? Where you go again this time? You are not Harry Potter abi? Why you appear and dissapear in one click?

yes na

u don dey flex girls with ur two newly grown beard

lol. . funny picture version

mykali:

and yhu aint alwayz on line when i am. so return from yhur vac and lets gist.

Whats gist?

G==Get
I==In
S==Shut Up and
T==Tease-(Mykali)

G.I.S.T

Tease what?

lol

Very funny picture version.