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| Lil' Johnny Learns Politics by mykali(m): 4:17pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
lil johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense," So little johnny goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, johnny says to his father, "Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." johnny replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit." |
| Re: Lil' Johnny Learns Politics by adekennis(m): 4:19pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
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| Re: Lil' Johnny Learns Politics by Jeovy(m): 4:23pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
Geeezzzzzzzzz,hear johnny definition,men I dey proud of that little guy |
| Re: Lil' Johnny Learns Politics by mykali(m): 4:33pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
Johnny The Gambler Little Johnny's dad was a retired gambler. Having picked up a few of his old man's bad habits, Johnny wagered on anything and everything, and he was good at it. Eventually, it became such a problem, that Johnny's teacher called his father to discuss it. After a long conversation, they decided to teach him a lesson. One day after class Johnny approached his teacher. "You're not really blonde," he said. "I've seen your bush and it's pitch black, you dye your hair." "I most certainly do not," she replied. "I bet you ten bucks you do," he said. She saw that this was an opportunity to teach him a lesson, so she waited for all the other children to leave the class and took off her pants, showing him that her pubic hair was the same color as the hair on her head. Johnny paid her the ten dollars and walked sullenly out of the room. A few hours later Johnny's teacher called his father. "I think I finally taught him a lesson," she said. "The hell you have," his father said angrily. "This morning he bet me $50 he'd see your vagina before the end of the day." |
| Re: Lil' Johnny Learns Politics by djcrooky(m): 4:37pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
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| Re: Lil' Johnny Learns Politics by mykali(m): 4:40pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
djcrooky, who sent u to me? please. shoo away  Little Johnny and her mother were out and about. Little Johnny, out of the blue, asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?" The mother responded, "Honey, women don't talk about their age. You'll learn this as you get older. Little Johnny then asked, "Mommy, how much do you weight?" Her mother responded again, "That's another thing women don't talk about. You'll learn this too, as you grow up." Little Johnny still wanting to know about her mother, then fires off another question, "Mommy, Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?" The mother, a little annoyed by the questions, responded, "Honey, that is a subject that hurts me very much, and I don't want to talk about it now." The Little Johnny , frustrated, sulks until he is dropped off at a friend's house to play. He consults with his friend about him and her mother's conversation. His friend says, "All you have to do is sneak and look at your mother's driver's license. It's just like a report card from school. It tells you everything." Later, the Little Johnny and her mother are out and about again. The Little Johnny starts off with, "Mommy, Mommy, I know how old you are, You're 32 years old." The mother is very shocked. She asks, "Sweetheart, how do you know that?" The Little Johnny shrugs and says, "I just know. And I know how much you weight. You weight 130 pounds." "Where did you learn that?", said the mother again. The Little Johnny says, "I just know. And I know why you and daddy got a divorce. You got an "F" in sex." |
| Re: Lil' Johnny Learns Politics by djcrooky(m): 4:50pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
@mykali you are boring me now |
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