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Hospital Humour by Dojo(m): 4:25pm On Jun 26, 2006 |
Things You Don't Want To Hear During a Surgery - Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that? - Hand me that, uh, whatever it's called! - Oh no! I just lost my watch. - "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness" - Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog! - Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy. - Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before? - There go the lights again, - Ya' know, there's big money in kidneys, and this guy's got two of 'em. - Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens! - Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off. - What's this doing here? - I hate it when they're missing stuff in here. - That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?! - Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us. -You sure it wasn't this leg? - OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature. - Are his relatives waiting outside? - Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card? - Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough. - FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out! - This scissor looks rusted. - Rats! Page 47 of the manual is missing! - Isn't this the one with the really lousy insurance? - Now from where did this spider come in from. |
Re: Hospital Humour by Dvampire(m): 2:08pm On Sep 02, 2006 |
help! i can't stop laughing |
Re: Hospital Humour by iice(f): 2:14pm On Sep 02, 2006 |
Ahahahahahah have read this one too but it's still funny as sh!t |
Re: Hospital Humour by bagoma(f): 2:44pm On Sep 02, 2006 |
i'm laughing so hard i got tears rolling down my cheeks. wow, i dont i've laughed this hard befor, yeee, i just cant stop. |
Re: Hospital Humour by Free(f): 5:52pm On Sep 02, 2006 |
booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! |
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