If u think this is old, leave it for the newbies!

A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her
gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling
the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.


The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand.


But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once
again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"


The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the
convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.


On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It
said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."


Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss
a great opportunity

guyman  you be archeologist? why you go dig up this kind  old fossil.

tcheadie:

guyman  you be archeologist? why you go dig up this kind  old fossil.

You know how to read but you do not understand! I suggest u return to Pri. 3. Read the first lines Olodo rakpata, iti boribo, iti npachakwu!

the man means dat ur joke, actually d joke u dug up is really old

diamonleda:

the man means that your joke, actually d joke u dug up is really old

u too no sabi read?
ic. Birds of same feather, na same mama born them

, and he who decides to dig up old jokes from the acheives and remain stupid, shall surelly stand alone

diamonleda:

, and he who decides to dig up old jokes from the acheives and remain stupid, shall surelly stand alone

Thanks fr your support, at least, am not alone!

God knows i try, but some peeps refuse to be enlightened, God ko understand,
but ur welcome sha

may the hands of the priest be amputated,
for it is written: if one of ur eyes shall cause u to sin , it is better to get rid of that eye or else u will miss heaven

Sunej abi na wetin be ur name. are u sure ure going to church at all. If so then u must be anti catholic. I suggest u find something better to paste on this board cos its not wise of u to paste this rubbish against men and women of God. be careful and dont invite Gods wrath upon urself. A word is enough for the wise

vict i suggest u go to d religious section
u can do much more there

romade:

vict i suggest u go to d religious section
u can do much more there

a sound clap, another sound clap, another one again, kpa,kpa,pka, kpa, kpa for u

same to u

one hand clapping

diamonleda:

the man means that ur joke, actually d joke u dug up is really old

lol. . . .

@ Joke

It's great jo. . . . . me I like it

Hilarious. . . . @poster i'd give u 0.5% out of 100

lol . . . .

Toyosi. . . . Hw far. . .

Toyosi. . . . Hw far. . .

I'm gud. . . U?

Cool. . . .

hot. . .

as hot as ur pants