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Jjookkeess:) by robby1(m): 7:20pm On Jun 28, 2006 |
3 women was in a buliding. They saw cum on the wall. The brunet goes "ewww is that cum?" The old lady went "ewww, it is." Then a blonde comes up licks its and tastes it and she went "no one from this buliding." -------------------------------------- A teacher, a petty thief and a lawyer all died and went to the Pearly Gates. Because of crowding, St. Peter told them they had to pass a test before ascending any further. Adressing The teacher, he asked, "What was the name of the famous ship that hit an iceburg and sank?" "The Titanic," she answered and St. Peter motioned her into heaven. The thief was next. "How many people died on that ship?" St. Peter asked. "Gee, that's tough," the man replied. "But luckily I just saw the movie. The answer is 1500." St. Peter let him through. Then St. Peter turned to the lawyer. "Name them." ----------------------- Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bill Clinton are traveling in a car together in the midwest. A tornado comes along and whirls them up into the air and tosses them thousands of yards away. When they come down and extract themselves from the vehicle, they realize they're in the land of Oz. They decide to go to see the Wizard of Oz. Quayle says, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a brain." Gingrich says, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a heart." Clinton says, "Where's Dorothy?" ---------------------------------------------------------- A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days." Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!" "This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man, The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police, " |
Re: Jjookkeess:) by robby1(m): 7:22pm On Jun 28, 2006 |
What did the blonde say when she looked inside the box of Cheerios? 'Oh look donut seeds' |
Re: Jjookkeess:) by Mystique(f): 11:02am On Jun 29, 2006 |
Hilarious |
Re: Jjookkeess:) by desiree(f): 8:48pm On Jul 04, 2006 |
You got me Rofl with your jokes How do you come up with them? |
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