3 women was in a buliding. They saw cum on the
wall. The brunet goes "ewww is that cum?"

The old lady went "ewww, it is."

Then a blonde comes up licks its and tastes it
and she went "no one from this buliding."

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A teacher, a petty thief and a lawyer all died and
went to the Pearly Gates.

Because of crowding, St. Peter told them they had
to pass a test before ascending any further.

Adressing The teacher, he asked, "What was the
name of the famous ship that hit an iceburg and
sank?"

"The Titanic," she answered and St. Peter motioned
her into heaven.

The thief was next. "How many people died on that
ship?" St. Peter asked.

"Gee, that's tough," the man replied. "But luckily
I just saw the movie. The answer is 1500."
St. Peter let him through.

Then St. Peter turned to the lawyer.
"Name them."


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Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bill Clinton are
traveling in a car together in the midwest.

A tornado comes along and whirls them up into the
air and tosses them thousands of yards away.

When they come down and extract themselves from
the vehicle, they realize they're in the land of
Oz. They decide to go to see the Wizard of Oz.

Quayle says, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a
brain."

Gingrich says, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a
heart."

Clinton says, "Where's Dorothy?"
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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident;
it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally
demolished but amazingly neither of them are
hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman
says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm
a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's
nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt.
This must be a sign from God that we should
meet and be friends and live together in peace
for the rest of our days."

Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree
with you completely!"

"This must be a sign from God!" The woman
continued, "And look at this, here's another
miracle. My car is completely demolished but
this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God
wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our
good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man, The man
nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks
half the bottle and then hands it back to the
woman.

The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts
the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait
for the police, "

What did the blonde say when she looked inside
the box of Cheerios?

'Oh look donut seeds'

Hilarious

You got me Rofl with your jokes
How do you come up with them?