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Advice From Women To Men by feelgood(m): 9:00am On Jun 29, 2006 |
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear. 2. The next time you and your buddies joke about armed women in combat, take a poll to see which of you successfully aim at the toilet rim. 3. If we're watching football with you, it's not bonding, it's their butts. 4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever you have to say after the movie. 5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime. 6. Please don't drive when you're not driving. 7. The next time you joke about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused by rubber-necking mini-skirts. 8. If you were really looking for an honest answer, you wouldn't ask in bed. 9. If only women gossip, how do you and your friends keep track of "who's easy"? 10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care. 11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too. 12. We don't mind if you look in the mirror to check your appearance , in fact, please do! 13. When you're out with us, please wear "our" favorite outfit rather than "yours", the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way. 14. If you must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs a negative grunt. 15. Don't insist that we "get off the stupid phone" and then not talk to us. 16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level. 17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily "women's work"; besides, most of the "dirt" and clutter is yours anyway. 18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then you never want to cook? 19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you. 20. Yes, we know you can probably beat us arm wrestling; however, very few raises or promotions were gained by arm wrestling the boss. |
Re: Advice From Women To Men by beyunce(f): 10:33am On Jun 29, 2006 |
da last one is quiet funny |
Re: Advice From Women To Men by Mystique(f): 10:57am On Jun 29, 2006 |
lmao ;d ;d |
Re: Advice From Women To Men by Hugoboi(m): 2:25pm On Jun 30, 2006 |
feelgood: |
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