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20 Reasons Women Prefer Dogs To Men by cynthoney(f): 5:27pm On Jun 29, 2010
1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
2. Dogs miss you when you're gone.
3. You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you.
4. Dogs don't criticize your friends.
5. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
6. Dogs do not play games with you -- except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw).
7. Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.
8. You can train a dog and it will even get your newspaper.
9. Dogs are easy to buy for.
10. You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams.
11. Gorgeous dogs don't know they're gorgeous.
12. Dogs understand what 'no' means.
13. Dogs don't need therapy to deal with their problems.
14. Dogs are happy with whatever you feed them.
15. You can force a dog to take a bath.
16. Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.
17. Dogs don't borrow your credit cards or cellular phone.
18. Dogs don't weigh down your purse with their stuff.
19. Dogs don't play video games.
20. Dogs don't drink beer or watch football.
Re: 20 Reasons Women Prefer Dogs To Men by EfemenaXY: 6:54pm On Jun 29, 2010
@Poster: True talk!!

nland guys look and learn o! cheesy cheesy

<fetches car keys - going to buy myself a dog now-now> tongue
Re: 20 Reasons Women Prefer Dogs To Men by nich(m): 7:02pm On Jun 29, 2010
angry Efe! Efe!! Efe!!! how many times i call u? we never belle full for dis house you wan go buy dog join the matta.

@ topic,

let's consider,

1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public. Hmm, what a sight that would be if men followed the same pattern. lipsrsealed
Re: 20 Reasons Women Prefer Dogs To Men by EfemenaXY: 7:08pm On Jun 29, 2010
Nich     angry angry

Wetin?? na so my name sweet u 4 mouth??  shocked

No dey shout ma name 4 public like dat o!

see even Bingo d dog I be one buy get better manners sef. . .   tongue
Re: 20 Reasons Women Prefer Dogs To Men by nich(m): 7:15pm On Jun 29, 2010
grin   

@ topic,

12. Dogs understand what 'no' means.  Men know what it implies.

i'm right behind babe!
Re: 20 Reasons Women Prefer Dogs To Men by EfemenaXY: 7:18pm On Jun 29, 2010
^^ really?

Tell me, what does No imply?
Re: 20 Reasons Women Prefer Dogs To Men by nich(m): 7:21pm On Jun 29, 2010
Efemena_xy:

^^ really?

Tell me, what does No imply?

   grin  Men dont demonstrate in public! They prefer private consultation.  wink
Re: 20 Reasons Women Prefer Dogs To Men by EfemenaXY: 7:23pm On Jun 29, 2010
that answer doesn't make sense man!!
Re: 20 Reasons Women Prefer Dogs To Men by nich(m): 7:24pm On Jun 29, 2010
6. Dogs do not play games with you -- except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw).

Men luv to keep you thrilled and mostly ecstatic!
Re: 20 Reasons Women Prefer Dogs To Men by nich(m): 7:36pm On Jun 29, 2010
10. You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams. 
Efemena_xy:

that answer doesn't make sense man!!
u said it all!
Re: 20 Reasons Women Prefer Dogs To Men by palprayhol: 8:20pm On Jun 29, 2010
ok. since Dog better pass man make woman go they marry dog now.

and by the way donkey better pass women becanse
1) they can carry any kind of load including man
2) they are quite and obedient
3) they can go any far with their man
4) they allways listen to their leader and not make flimzy decisions
5) they no dey wire other men for backyard,

and for that me i dey go marry donkey,
Re: 20 Reasons Women Prefer Dogs To Men by sirvick(m): 9:21am On Jun 30, 2010
WHAT EVER U GUYS SAYS ABOUT DOG IS CORRECT,


BUT THAT IS THE REASON WHY THEY DON'T LIVE LONG AS MEN
Re: 20 Reasons Women Prefer Dogs To Men by kehneah: 12:43pm On Jun 30, 2010
I BET U GO TO UR DOG FOR ALL UR intimate NEEDS TOO, LOL
cynthoney:

1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
2. Dogs miss you when you're gone.
3. You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you.
4. Dogs don't criticize your friends.
5. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
6. Dogs do not play games with you -- except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw).
7. Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.
8. You can train a dog and it will even get your newspaper.
9. Dogs are easy to buy for.
10. You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams.
11. Gorgeous dogs don't know they're gorgeous.
12. Dogs understand what 'no' means.
13. Dogs don't need therapy to deal with their problems.
14. Dogs are happy with whatever you feed them.
15. You can force a dog to take a bath.
16. Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.
17. Dogs don't borrow your credit cards or cellular phone.
18. Dogs don't weigh down your purse with their stuff.
19. Dogs don't play video games.
20. Dogs don't drink beer or watch football.

Re: 20 Reasons Women Prefer Dogs To Men by oludayomi(f): 2:10pm On Jun 30, 2010
guys read n learn it wil hlp move on well
Re: 20 Reasons Women Prefer Dogs To Men by cynthoney(f): 8:07am On Jul 01, 2010
well,guys take it or leave it,these reasons are y oyibo babes get dogs than guys. their dogs r always loyal. u kw say for naija here we get dogs as mai-guard or security but white women get dogs as companions and these r d reasons. take me by my words,naija men seriously need to work on their affection and romantic ways because ewwwww! they no dey try abeg. i get dog for house(billion) i tell u he is even more caring than my guy cos he is always there for me,
Re: 20 Reasons Women Prefer Dogs To Men by nich(m): 8:29am On Jul 01, 2010
cynthoney:

well,guys take it or leave it,these reasons are y oyibo babes get dogs than guys. their dogs r always loyal. u kw say for naija here we get dogs as mai-guard or security but white women get dogs as companions and these r d reasons. take me by my words,naija men seriously need to work on their affection and romantic ways because ewwwww! they no dey try abeg. i get dog for house(billion) i tell u he is even more caring than my guy cos he is always there for me,

shocked wtf! are u saying you . . . ? damn! ewwwwwwwwww!
Re: 20 Reasons Women Prefer Dogs To Men by cynthoney(f): 8:39am On Jul 01, 2010
EWWWWWW!!! Wat r u thinking? im not doing anything, im just saying if men could act a little better,this world ll be a better place, quote me right next time wink
Re: 20 Reasons Women Prefer Dogs To Men by nich(m): 8:53am On Jul 01, 2010
grin ok!

cynthoney:

well,guys take it or leave it,these reasons are y oyibo babes get dogs than guys. their dogs r always loyal. u kw say for naija here we get dogs as mai-guard or security but white women get dogs as companions and these r d reasons. take me by my words,naija men seriously need to work on their affection and romantic ways because ewwwww! they no dey try abeg. i get dog for house(billion) i tell u he is even more caring than my guy cos he is always there for me,

grin lipsrsealed
Re: 20 Reasons Women Prefer Dogs To Men by cynthoney(f): 9:10am On Jul 01, 2010
nich, nich, nich, if u want ur relationship to last,stop being a guy,b as good as a child,as loyal as a dog, as sexy as a cat, and as strong as a horse.
Re: 20 Reasons Women Prefer Dogs To Men by nich(m): 9:17am On Jul 01, 2010
grin i don forget all those things wey dem tish me for pry school.

as blind as a bat;
as poor as . . .
as black as . . .
as wise as . . .

lipsrsealed
Re: 20 Reasons Women Prefer Dogs To Men by cynthoney(f): 10:47am On Jul 01, 2010
This one no be pri school stuff but i think the blind as a bat one ll help u, grin wink grin
Re: 20 Reasons Women Prefer Dogs To Men by koastar(m): 11:33am On Jul 01, 2010
sirvick:

WHAT EVER U GUYS SAYS ABOUT DOG IS CORRECT,


BUT THAT IS THE REASON WHY THEY DON'T LIVE LONG AS MEN

Yeah! Dogs carry alot of these females' inadequacies & complains without bordering themselves outwardly. They eventually develop health problems silently and eventually die young. grin grin grin
Re: 20 Reasons Women Prefer Dogs To Men by cynthoney(f): 11:44am On Jul 01, 2010
@KOASTAR,na so u think,ask yourself y re there more widows than widower. if dogs have long life-span as that of men,GOD! they ll live 50 yrs extra. men learn to be nicer and more romantic
Re: 20 Reasons Women Prefer Dogs To Men by koastar(m): 1:22pm On Jul 01, 2010
cynthoney:

@KOASTAR,na so u think,ask yourself y re there more widows than widower. if dogs have long life-span as that of men,GOD! they ll live 50 yrs extra. men learn to be nicer and more romantic
This romantic mumu don contradict himself o!
The reason why there are more widows than widowers is still the same reason why dogs loved by females die young. This gives room for the lady to get another dog to luv. grin grin grin
Re: 20 Reasons Women Prefer Dogs To Men by cynthoney(f): 2:13pm On Jul 01, 2010
no be true and u kw that :p
Re: 20 Reasons Women Prefer Dogs To Men by VALIDATOR: 3:23pm On Jul 01, 2010
doglover.that's why u like it doggie style. grin
Re: 20 Reasons Women Prefer Dogs To Men by cynthoney(f): 3:34pm On Jul 01, 2010
ABI? GUESS U LIKE IT THAT WAY TOO THATS Y GUYS CAN BE ANYTHING BUT LOYAL AS A DOG,
Re: 20 Reasons Women Prefer Dogs To Men by EfemenaXY: 3:47pm On Jul 01, 2010
why all the nland guys dey breath fire now??

**Truth hurts sha**

@cynthoney - abeg if u get additional 10 reasons why women prefer dogs to men, bring dem come jo!

I love Bingo my dog
Re: 20 Reasons Women Prefer Dogs To Men by cynthoney(f): 5:02pm On Jul 01, 2010
@Efemena. Guys find it hard to believe wat is true esp if it has to do with them. tongue
billion is a nice dog and sometimes my guy gets jealous of him.
the only way men r better than dogs is that they can settle our bills and hv sex with us,other than that, i ll pick a dog over them anyday and time.
can u ever pick 2 over 20?
we cope with men for the above 2reasons but there r 20reasons dogs r better than them and they find it hard to accept it and change tongue tongue
Re: 20 Reasons Women Prefer Dogs To Men by koastar(m): 5:04pm On Jul 01, 2010
VALIDATOR:

doglover.that's why u like it doggie style. grin
That's why u often hear them say "give it to me the doggie way" when you are both engaged in the BEDminton sport.cheesygrin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
They love the dog and not the guy. shocked cheesy grin grin
Re: 20 Reasons Women Prefer Dogs To Men by EfemenaXY: 5:20pm On Jul 01, 2010
cynthoney:

@Efemena. Guys find it hard to believe wat is true esp if it has to do with them. tongue
billion is a nice dog and sometimes my guy gets jealous of him.
the only way men r better than dogs is that they can settle our bills and hv sex with us,other than that, i ll pick a dog over them anyday and time.
can u ever pick 2 over 20?
we cope with men for the above 2reasons but there r 20reasons dogs r better than them and they find it hard to accept it and change tongue tongue

True talk, except not all guys can settle the bills - so you'll find that it's a score of 1 out of 20 tongue
Re: 20 Reasons Women Prefer Dogs To Men by cynthoney(f): 5:25pm On Jul 01, 2010
GOSH!!! U r so right!!! :PS

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