1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
2. Dogs miss you when you're gone.
3. You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you.
4. Dogs don't criticize your friends.
5. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
6. Dogs do not play games with you -- except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw).
7. Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.
8. You can train a dog and it will even get your newspaper.
9. Dogs are easy to buy for.
10. You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams.
11. Gorgeous dogs don't know they're gorgeous.
12. Dogs understand what 'no' means.
13. Dogs don't need therapy to deal with their problems.
14. Dogs are happy with whatever you feed them.
15. You can force a dog to take a bath.
16. Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.
17. Dogs don't borrow your credit cards or cellular phone.
18. Dogs don't weigh down your purse with their stuff.
19. Dogs don't play video games.
20. Dogs don't drink beer or watch football.

@Poster: True talk!!

nland guys look and learn o!

<fetches car keys - going to buy myself a dog now-now>

Efe! Efe!! Efe!!! how many times i call u? we never belle full for dis house you wan go buy dog join the matta.

@ topic,

let's consider,

1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public. Hmm, what a sight that would be if men followed the same pattern.

Nich    

Wetin?? na so my name sweet u 4 mouth?? 

No dey shout ma name 4 public like dat o!

see even Bingo d dog I be one buy get better manners sef. . .   

   

@ topic,

12. Dogs understand what 'no' means.  Men know what it implies.

i'm right behind babe!

^^ really?

Tell me, what does No imply?

Efemena_xy:

^^ really?

Tell me, what does No imply?

     Men dont demonstrate in public! They prefer private consultation. 

that answer doesn't make sense man!!

6. Dogs do not play games with you -- except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw).

Men luv to keep you thrilled and mostly ecstatic!

10. You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams. 

Efemena_xy:

that answer doesn't make sense man!!

_{u said it all!}

ok. since Dog better pass man make woman go they marry dog now.

and by the way donkey better pass women becanse
1) they can carry any kind of load including man
2) they are quite and obedient
3) they can go any far with their man
4) they allways listen to their leader and not make flimzy decisions
5) they no dey wire other men for backyard,

and for that me i dey go marry donkey,

WHAT EVER U GUYS SAYS ABOUT DOG IS CORRECT,


BUT THAT IS THE REASON WHY THEY DON'T LIVE LONG AS MEN

I BET U GO TO UR DOG FOR ALL UR SEXUAL NEEDS TOO, LOL

cynthoney:

1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
2. Dogs miss you when you're gone.
3. You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you.
4. Dogs don't criticize your friends.
5. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
6. Dogs do not play games with you -- except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw).
7. Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.
8. You can train a dog and it will even get your newspaper.
9. Dogs are easy to buy for.
10. You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams.
11. Gorgeous dogs don't know they're gorgeous.
12. Dogs understand what 'no' means.
13. Dogs don't need therapy to deal with their problems.
14. Dogs are happy with whatever you feed them.
15. You can force a dog to take a bath.
16. Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.
17. Dogs don't borrow your credit cards or cellular phone.
18. Dogs don't weigh down your purse with their stuff.
19. Dogs don't play video games.
20. Dogs don't drink beer or watch football.

guys read n learn it wil hlp move on well

well,guys take it or leave it,these reasons are y oyibo babes get dogs than guys. their dogs r always loyal. u kw say for naija here we get dogs as mai-guard or security but white women get dogs as companions and these r d reasons. take me by my words,naija men seriously need to work on their affection and romantic ways because ewwwww! they no dey try abeg. i get dog for house(billion) i tell u he is even more caring than my guy cos he is always there for me,

cynthoney:

well,guys take it or leave it,these reasons are y oyibo babes get dogs than guys. their dogs r always loyal. u kw say for naija here we get dogs as mai-guard or security but white women get dogs as companions and these r d reasons. take me by my words,naija men seriously need to work on their affection and romantic ways because ewwwww! they no dey try abeg. i get dog for house(billion) i tell u he is even more caring than my guy cos he is always there for me,

wtf! are u saying you . . . ? damn! ewwwwwwwwww!

EWWWWWW!!! Wat r u thinking? im not doing anything, im just saying if men could act a little better,this world ll be a better place, quote me right next time

ok!

cynthoney:

well,guys take it or leave it,these reasons are y oyibo babes get dogs than guys. their dogs r always loyal. u kw say for naija here we get dogs as mai-guard or security but white women get dogs as companions and these r d reasons. take me by my words,naija men seriously need to work on their affection and romantic ways because ewwwww! they no dey try abeg. i get dog for house(billion) i tell u he is even more caring than my guy cos he is always there for me,

nich, nich, nich, if u want ur relationship to last,stop being a guy,b as good as a child,as loyal as a dog, as sexy as a cat, and as strong as a horse.

i don forget all those things wey dem tish me for pry school.

as blind as a bat;
as poor as . . .
as black as . . .
as wise as . . .

This one no be pri school stuff but i think the blind as a bat one ll help u,

sirvick:

WHAT EVER U GUYS SAYS ABOUT DOG IS CORRECT,


BUT THAT IS THE REASON WHY THEY DON'T LIVE LONG AS MEN

Yeah! Dogs carry alot of these females' inadequacies & complains without bordering themselves outwardly. They eventually develop health problems silently and eventually die young.

@KOASTAR,na so u think,ask yourself y re there more widows than widower. if dogs have long life-span as that of men,GOD! they ll live 50 yrs extra. men learn to be nicer and more romantic

cynthoney:

@KOASTAR,na so u think,ask yourself y re there more widows than widower. if dogs have long life-span as that of men,GOD! they ll live 50 yrs extra. men learn to be nicer and more romantic

_{This romantic mumu don contradict himself o!}
The reason why there are more widows than widowers is still the same reason why dogs loved by females die young. This gives room for the lady to get another dog to luv.

no be true and u kw that :p

doglover.that's why u like it doggie style.

ABI? GUESS U LIKE IT THAT WAY TOO THATS Y GUYS CAN BE ANYTHING BUT LOYAL AS A DOG,

why all the nland guys dey breath fire now??

**Truth hurts sha**

@cynthoney - abeg if u get additional 10 reasons why women prefer dogs to men, bring dem come jo!

I love Bingo my dog

@Efemena. Guys find it hard to believe wat is true esp if it has to do with them.
billion is a nice dog and sometimes my guy gets jealous of him.
the only way men r better than dogs is that they can settle our bills and hv sex with us,other than that, i ll pick a dog over them anyday and time.
can u ever pick 2 over 20?
we cope with men for the above 2reasons but there r 20reasons dogs r better than them and they find it hard to accept it and change

VALIDATOR:

doglover.that's why u like it doggie style.

That's why u often hear them say "give it to me the doggie way" when you are both engaged in the BEDminton sport.
They love the dog and not the guy.

cynthoney:

@Efemena. Guys find it hard to believe wat is true esp if it has to do with them.
billion is a nice dog and sometimes my guy gets jealous of him.
the only way men r better than dogs is that they can settle our bills and hv sex with us,other than that, i ll pick a dog over them anyday and time.
can u ever pick 2 over 20?
we cope with men for the above 2reasons but there r 20reasons dogs r better than them and they find it hard to accept it and change

True talk, except not all guys can settle the bills - so you'll find that it's a score of 1 out of 20

GOSH!!! U r so right!!! :PS