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| Negro Prayer by Genial(m): 9:40am On Jun 29, 2006 |
Back in the days of steam ships, only rich white people sailed at sea. One day while sailing, something suddenly happened to the ship. It was about to sink. Terrified, the white folks aboard didn't know what to. Someone suggested that they do what the Negroes did, "Pray." Unfortunately, no one knew what to say. So they called "Thomas" a black cook on the ship, and asked him to pray. Thomas agreed. Came up on the deck, removed his cap and began like this: "LAWD one day I wuz hongray, I went to a restruant to git me sumpin' to eat! , An da sign said: FOR WHITE FOLKS ONLY. Den, I went to da water fountin to git me some wauter and da sign said: FOR WHITE FOLKS ONLY. Den, I went to de toilet room and da sign said: FOR WHITE FOLKS ONLY. So, LAWD Almitee, When dis hear big 'ol boat sanks, let it be: FOR WHITE FOLKS ONLY. In yo name I pray, AMEN |
| Re: Negro Prayer by lukkie(m): 10:07am On Jun 29, 2006 |
LMAO. dat was very good. |
| Re: Negro Prayer by amsisawa(m): 11:33am On Jun 30, 2006 |
Ameen |
| Re: Negro Prayer by retro(f): 1:53pm On Jul 05, 2006 |
Haha! Hahahahaha. |
| Re: Negro Prayer by jydon(m): 2:46pm On Jul 05, 2006 |
 l.o.l Amen |
| Re: Negro Prayer by desiree(f): 6:38pm On Jul 05, 2006 |
 cool!! |
| Re: Negro Prayer by ozed(m): 10:56am On Jul 06, 2006 |
| Nice joke. I dey your side "Negro prayer"! |
| Re: Negro Prayer by Kadeejah(f): 3:06am On Jul 08, 2006 |
omg! LMFAO!  |
| Re: Negro Prayer by diva11(f): 3:50am On Jul 08, 2006 |
Ha! Nice 1, hehe, |
| Re: Negro Prayer by diva11(f): 3:51am On Jul 08, 2006 |
Ha! Nice 1, hehe, |
| Re: Negro Prayer by Oracle(m): 5:08am On Jul 08, 2006 |
What a prayer
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