Negro Prayer - Too funny,

>Back in the days of steam ships, only rich white people sailed
>at sea. One day while sailing, something suddenly happened to the
>ship. It was about to sink. Terrified, the white folks aboard didn't
>know what to do. Someone suggested that they do what the Negroes did.
>'Pray'.

>Unfortunately, no one knew what to say. So they called 'Thomas', a black
>cook on the ship and asked him to pray. Thomas agreed, came up on deck,
>removed his cap, and began like this:
>
>'LAWD one day I wuz hongray, I went to a restrant to git me
>sumpin'to eat!, An da sign said: 'FOR WHITE FOLKS ONLY.'
>
>Den, I went to da water fountin to git me some wauter an da
>Sign said: 'FOR WHITE FOLKS ONLY.'
>
>Den Lawd, I went to de toilet room and da sign said: 'FOR
>WHITE FOLKS ONLY'.

>So Lawd Almitee, when dis hear big 'ol boat sanks, let it
>be: FOR WHITE FOLKS ONLY.'
>
>In yo name I pray, AMEN.