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Chief Ayuba by Paulray: 12:17pm On Aug 29, 2008 |
AYUBA bought a new mobile. He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, 'My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610' AYUBA : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College. Friend: Really, what is he studying. AYUBA: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him. AYUBA: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night. DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok. AYUBA : Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is final game. AYUBA : If I die, will u remarry? Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry? AYUBA : No, I'll also stay with your sister. |
Re: Chief Ayuba by chioya(f): 12:22pm On Aug 29, 2008 |
this joke is older than adam |
Re: Chief Ayuba by Paulray: 12:41pm On Aug 29, 2008 |
I wonder how you came into this world, by chance? |
Re: Chief Ayuba by chioya(f): 12:51pm On Aug 29, 2008 |
bone u r just too dry.sorry to say |
Re: Chief Ayuba by clemcykul(f): 1:34pm On Aug 29, 2008 |
why u dey sorry tell am the fact! if he no like am, make he hit hin head for wall, shouu hear hin name paulray dem tell u say paulina dey hia? |
Re: Chief Ayuba by Jeovy(m): 4:36pm On Aug 29, 2008 |
clemcykul: baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad girl |
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