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Chief Ayuba by Paulray: 12:17pm On Aug 29, 2008
AYUBA bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'

AYUBA : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
AYUBA: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

AYUBA: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
AYUBA : Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is final game.

AYUBA : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
AYUBA : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
Re: Chief Ayuba by chioya(f): 12:22pm On Aug 29, 2008
this joke is older than adamundecided undecided
Re: Chief Ayuba by Paulray: 12:41pm On Aug 29, 2008
I wonder how you came into this world, by chance?
Re: Chief Ayuba by chioya(f): 12:51pm On Aug 29, 2008
bone u r just too dry.sorry to say undecided undecided
Re: Chief Ayuba by clemcykul(f): 1:34pm On Aug 29, 2008
why u dey sorry tell am the fact!
if he no like am, make he hit hin head for wall,
shouu grin grin

hear hin name paulray grin grin dem tell u say paulina dey hia?
Re: Chief Ayuba by Jeovy(m): 4:36pm On Aug 29, 2008
clemcykul:

why u dey sorry tell am the fact!
if he no like am, make he hit hin head for wall,
shouu grin grin

hear hin name paulray grin grin them tell u say paulina dey hia?

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad girl grin

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