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Ayuba! (crack Your Ribs) by CYclone1(f): 1:15pm On Aug 18, 2008 |
AYUBA : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College. Friend: Really, what is he studying. AYUBA: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him. ============ ========= ========= ========= === AYUBA: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night. DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok. AYUBA : Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is final game. ============ ========= ========= ========= ==== AYUBA : If I die, will u remarry? Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry? AYUBA : No, I'll also stay with your sister. ============ ========= ========= ========= == AYUBA : People consider me as a 'GOD' Wife: How do you know?? AYUBA : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again, ============ ========= ========= ========= ==== AYUBA complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house.' Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?' AYUBA : 'I was watching TV news, ' ============ ========= ========= ========= == AYUBA comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine' He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for compliment.' ============ ========= ========= ========= ====== How do you recognize AYUBA in School? He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board. ============ ========= ========= ========= ======== Once AYUBA was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other. So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot. ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= == AYUBA in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?' ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= === AYUBA : Why are all these people running? Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup AYUBA - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running? ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===== AYUBA told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!' Servant: 'It's already raining.' AYUBA : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.' |
Re: Ayuba! (crack Your Ribs) by adekennis(m): 1:18pm On Aug 18, 2008 |
Well you try but y Ayuba?/ no any other sweet names |
Re: Ayuba! (crack Your Ribs) by chioya(f): 1:20pm On Aug 18, 2008 |
its old |
Re: Ayuba! (crack Your Ribs) by cescky(m): 1:23pm On Aug 18, 2008 |
cofy and faste |
Re: Ayuba! (crack Your Ribs) by lexicon(m): 1:36pm On Aug 18, 2008 |
;d ;d ;d |
Re: Ayuba! (crack Your Ribs) by folahann(m): 2:24pm On Aug 18, 2008 |
There are very very old and stale |
Re: Ayuba! (crack Your Ribs) by ayusman16(m): 3:06pm On Aug 18, 2008 |
see una mouth. make una paste una own jokes |
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