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Give Me A Plate Of Tissue by ify2love2(f): 12:23pm On Jul 01, 2006
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An illitrate man once took his girl friend out to a restaurant. The girl enjoyed herself so very much that she was beginning to forget whom she came with, when the man asked her:
[b]MAN:
Do you need some thing else to eat?
GIRL: I need tissue.
MAN: Waiter give me a plate of tissue.

Everybody in the restaurant starting lauhting and asking for a plate of tissue. shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Give Me A Plate Of Tissue by eveseh(f): 1:59pm On Jul 01, 2006
what's dis?
Re: Give Me A Plate Of Tissue by ify2love2(f): 2:25pm On Jul 01, 2006
sorry is not suppose to be here. wrong posting ignore it. tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue

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