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Give Me A Plate Of Tissue by ify2love2(f): 1:42pm On Jul 01, 2006
An illitrate man once took his girl friend out to a restaurant. The girl enjoyed herself so very much that she was beginning to forget whom she came with, when the man asked her:
MAN: Do you need some thing else to eat?
GIRL: I need tissue.
MAN: Waiter, give me a plate of tissue.

Everybody in the restaurant started laughting and asking to be serve a plate of tissue. shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Give Me A Plate Of Tissue by inspira(f): 10:04pm On Jul 01, 2006
lol,that's real funny
Re: Give Me A Plate Of Tissue by lukkie(m): 12:58pm On Jul 02, 2006
funny. remove d last paragraph though.
Re: Give Me A Plate Of Tissue by ify2love2(f): 10:07am On Jul 03, 2006
lukkie if i remove the second para. will you order for a plate of tissue? grin grin grin
Re: Give Me A Plate Of Tissue by micklplus(m): 6:49pm On Jul 03, 2006
Okay, this is funny for real !
Re: Give Me A Plate Of Tissue by ify2love2(f): 8:43am On Jul 04, 2006
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy who lala!!!
Re: Give Me A Plate Of Tissue by Oracle(m): 10:09pm On Jul 17, 2006
funny
Re: Give Me A Plate Of Tissue by jokingmary(m): 2:26pm On Aug 30, 2010
Plate of tissues? cheesy
Re: Give Me A Plate Of Tissue by Mimiz(f): 6:00pm On Aug 30, 2010
hmmm. . . undecided

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