Two cowboys came upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, "You see that Indian?"

"Yeah," says the other cowboy.

"Look," says the first one, "He's listening to the ground. He can hear things for miles in any direction."

Just then the Indian looks up. "Covered wagon," he says, "About two miles away. Have two horses, one brown, one white. Man, woman, child, furniture in wagon , "

"Incredible!" says the cowboy to his friend. "This Indian knows how far away they are, how many horses, what color, what's in the wagon -- just amazing!"

The Indian looks up and says, "Ugh , not amazing , wagon ran , over me , 30 minutes ago!"

Latin Seizures

Carpe Diem -- Seize the Day
Carpet Diem -- Seize the carpet
Carpayment Diem -- Seize the checkbook
Carpe Duh -- Seize an idiot
Carp Diem -- Fish of the day
Crampy Diem -- Seize the Midol
Carpe Diet -- Seize the rice cake
Carpal Diem -- Seize the knuckles
Carpe Dig'Em -- Seize the chips 'n dip
Carpe Carp -- Seize the fish
Carp Diem -- complain daily
Carpe Per Diem -- seize the check
Carpe Canem -- seize the dog
Carpe Devo -- seize the record
Carpe Calypso -- seize the DAY-O
Sharpei Diem -- sieze the wrinkled dog

wetin happin to u ty

as in?

ow far, ow u dey, xcuse me, oush

eh yah kpele

e no too far, na just 1000km

i dey kampe, next tym say yee, not oush

na wah 4 u aburo Jenifa

y u dey do akata, ti wan ti wa abegi

okay wen i return from d campuses wia i am a study of tiwan tiwa languages

romade:

okay when i return from d campuses wia i am a study of tiwan tiwa languages

i thot u studied blabish also?

no i is a graduation of brb

hmm?

hmm

hymn

u two matching ya tunes togetha? 


Dont make me slap both your nostrils make all your hair in your nose fly left right and centre

Gabry d hyena

Romade da Poccupine

i wont play with u again

ma gbe keke e lo

romade GM

Ty deputy gm