If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
Why is it called building when it is already built?
If a book about failures sells, is it a success ?
If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

I'm also wondering:

I know the speed of light, but what's the speed of dark?

If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses and a pair of earrings, why don't they wear a pair of bras?

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

All verrrrrrrrrrrry funny guys,

l

I was Wondering..

Y is there so much hate in the world today
Y did Katrina strike America so hard
is the world like we know it coming to an end
y r people so insincere and selfish
y r there different races in the world instead of one.
y do I care.

I really wonder

I wonder ooh,
  Why  did police  pray for money  and more criminals when others are praying not to get into problem and trouble ?
Y did obasanjo  set up efcc when we don't want criminals among us ?
why did people spend milions on politic when they say dey want to serve there fatherland ?

why do we have  motor panel beater when no body want to get  accident ?
why do we get fire service in Nigeria when there is no water in there yard ?

na wa i just dey wonder ooh

^Westlife
I wonder how, I wonder why, I wonder where they are......The days we had, the songs we sang together ..... o yeah. I wonder.....

_Westlife

guys guys guys.............. ..i know the answers to all these questions...but i wont answer ANY..makes u wonder why abi? (good..i got the word WONDER into my post too..lol)

Who used to watch Wonder woman in those days? (I also got the word "wonder" in my post)

*raising hand*

I did.

Good!

Now tell me .... what did u learn throughout the time u used to watch Wonder woman?

That if I wore my underwear over my tights along with some knee high boots and a cape I'd be able to fend off the forces of evil

Nice!

So tell me, how many evil people have you conquered so far and are u currently wearing ur under...... over ur tights?

I did a wonderful job fending off the forces of evil in my prime. I'm over the hill now and tights have been out since the early '90's

funny gurl .... It's a pity I have to run now. It's 11:39pm ..... Byeeeeeeeee

Bye! Have a great night!

This is all good.

It's evening now 5:32pm

Hey y'all ... how was yesterday? September 11 i mean

Good/sad

Sept 11 is a sad day. But the day in general was good

So was anything done in the US yesterday? maybe a rememberance service or something??

Yes. There was a four hour memorial service in New York and one in Pennsylvania. Here in the District there was a Freedom Walk. Thousands of people came and walked from the Pentagon to into downtown DC. They were comforting each other and encouraging one another. It was great.

I totaly forgot yesterday was september 11.

@vexxy So who did u comfort ??

The families of a few people I know who perished in the Pentagon and on the flight that hit it.

eyahh

sorry may there soul rest in peace.

** A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train
stops. On my desk, I have a work station ...

** I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

** What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

** I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on
beer cans.

** I thought about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons
and forks so I wonder what Chinese mothers use. Perhaps toothpicks?

** Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor's office is full of
portraits by Picasso.

** How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

** VENI, VEDI, VISA: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.

** STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS.

** You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

** Clones are people two.

** Go ahead and take risks ... just be sure that everything will turn out
OK.

** No one ever says, "It's only a game," when their team is winning.

** As I said before, I never repeat myself!

** If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

** Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

** Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

Ha ha! I love the "Veni, Vedi, Visa" one. These are great!

why do mums like to keep their over30ish girls at home i think at that age they should be responsible enough to get their own apartments and manage their lives. I'm particularly ticked off when there is a 40ish lady still living at home with mama and papa!

I wondering....or am i just griping?? whichever it is, I'd like to hear your comments