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Escaped Nairalander by Scopium: 11:58am On Sep 12, 2008
[size=13pt]A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.", to which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey, I love you, too."[/size]
Re: Escaped Nairalander by MrInfo1(m): 12:32pm On Sep 12, 2008
So the moral of the bla bla bla is?
Re: Escaped Nairalander by dani1luv: 12:49pm On Sep 12, 2008
@ poster

angry

why dont you get urself a shower maybe yhu fit come back to ya senses
Re: Escaped Nairalander by Scopium: 12:57pm On Sep 12, 2008
dani1luv:

@ poster

angry

why don't you get yourself a shower maybe yhu fit come back to ya senses

[size=13pt]At least I can come back to mine but you, you don't have any sense at all tongue[/size]
Re: Escaped Nairalander by tufe(m): 1:06pm On Sep 12, 2008
@post

it sure is damn funny cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy, the coin flipped on the guy, haha

the fellas that are criticizing dont understand, just ignore them.
Re: Escaped Nairalander by Abbygyal(f): 4:11pm On Sep 12, 2008
@post
lmao nice one grin
seen it b4. . .
Re: Escaped Nairalander by djcrooky(m): 4:18pm On Sep 12, 2008
Hello I have posted it b4 thank u
Re: Escaped Nairalander by Abbygyal(f): 4:19pm On Sep 12, 2008
djcrooky:

Hello I have posted it before thank u
lol na fyt?
Re: Escaped Nairalander by Scopium: 4:21pm On Sep 12, 2008
[size=13pt]Thank you you jtcork tongue[/size]
Re: Escaped Nairalander by Scopium: 5:14pm On Sep 12, 2008
[size=13pt]@ tufe
Don't mind them[/size]
Re: Escaped Nairalander by cbase: 6:18pm On Sep 12, 2008
Nice one
Re: Escaped Nairalander by showbobo(m): 9:04pm On Sep 12, 2008
@Poster

Those praising you are are either deceiving you or mocking you behind your back.The joke is fcuken lame/stale.It was posted 5767 times in 2006,4900 times in 2007 and this is the 3987th time its being posted this year. undecided cheesy
Re: Escaped Nairalander by tufe(m): 9:09pm On Sep 12, 2008
my guy, abeg go crash. u dey yarn opata. embarassed

omo, the joke tite abeg grin grin grin
Re: Escaped Nairalander by Gabry(f): 7:19am On Sep 13, 2008
grin
Re: Escaped Nairalander by tufe(m): 9:58am On Sep 13, 2008
make i borrow u closeup?
Re: Escaped Nairalander by Scopium: 10:59am On Sep 13, 2008
showbobo:

@Poster

Those praising you are are either deceiving you or mocking you behind your back.The joke is fcuken lame/stale.It was posted 5767 times in 2006,4900 times in 2007 and this is the 3987th time its being posted this year. undecided cheesy

[size=13pt]So? This is the 73,270 times you've mocked yourself over this joke in 2008, 2009 even looks more promising for you to even mock yourself the more. Go go bobo, go go bobo[/size]
Re: Escaped Nairalander by cbase: 11:09am On Sep 13, 2008
chai! Jesus Christ
Re: Escaped Nairalander by tufe(m): 12:12pm On Sep 13, 2008
Chineke me
Re: Escaped Nairalander by dani1luv: 2:51pm On Sep 13, 2008
chei
Scopium:

[size=13pt]At least I can come back to mine but you, you don't have any sense at all tongue[/size]

chei i don suffer

whzt up
Re: Escaped Nairalander by tufe(m): 7:01pm On Sep 13, 2008
fight
Re: Escaped Nairalander by cbase: 10:44pm On Sep 13, 2008
this fite go bam, he who runs, e mama der
Re: Escaped Nairalander by Shaz(f): 11:10pm On Sep 13, 2008
DAmn
Re: Escaped Nairalander by tufe(m): 11:32pm On Sep 13, 2008
na ur middle name be that?
Re: Escaped Nairalander by Gabry(f): 7:50am On Sep 14, 2008
And your middle name be Monkey
Re: Escaped Nairalander by tufe(m): 11:38am On Sep 14, 2008
u don dey get mind sha
Re: Escaped Nairalander by cbase: 11:58am On Sep 14, 2008
no mind dat chicken
Re: Escaped Nairalander by tufe(m): 12:05pm On Sep 14, 2008
mr man, u no go church??
Re: Escaped Nairalander by cbase: 12:39pm On Sep 14, 2008
i don go come back, Men! Pastor just dey blast today, "indescent dressing, Wives denying dia husband the Koko, Husbands keeping Mistresses, Gals n Abortions, and stuffs like dat, but wen e come talk about keeping many partners
Guess who dat reminded me of wink
Re: Escaped Nairalander by tufe(m): 1:42pm On Sep 14, 2008
i'm guessing yourself cheesy cheesy
Re: Escaped Nairalander by cbase: 2:19pm On Sep 14, 2008
be like say u don smoke more dan dis morning cheesy
Re: Escaped Nairalander by MrInfo1(m): 3:57pm On Sep 14, 2008
Sighs
Re: Escaped Nairalander by cbase: 4:01pm On Sep 14, 2008
no worry e go beta for u my broda. smiley, if e tey wey e bad, e go good.

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