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Escaped Nairalander by Scopium: 11:58am On Sep 12, 2008 |
[size=13pt]A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.", to which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey, I love you, too."[/size] |
Re: Escaped Nairalander by MrInfo1(m): 12:32pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
So the moral of the bla bla bla is? |
Re: Escaped Nairalander by dani1luv: 12:49pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
@ poster why dont you get urself a shower maybe yhu fit come back to ya senses |
Re: Escaped Nairalander by Scopium: 12:57pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
dani1luv: [size=13pt]At least I can come back to mine but you, you don't have any sense at all [/size] |
Re: Escaped Nairalander by tufe(m): 1:06pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
@post it sure is damn funny , the coin flipped on the guy, haha the fellas that are criticizing dont understand, just ignore them. |
Re: Escaped Nairalander by Abbygyal(f): 4:11pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
@post lmao nice one seen it b4. . . |
Re: Escaped Nairalander by djcrooky(m): 4:18pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
Hello I have posted it b4 thank u |
Re: Escaped Nairalander by Abbygyal(f): 4:19pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
djcrooky:lol na fyt? |
Re: Escaped Nairalander by Scopium: 4:21pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Thank you you jtcork [/size] |
Re: Escaped Nairalander by Scopium: 5:14pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
[size=13pt]@ tufe Don't mind them[/size] |
Re: Escaped Nairalander by cbase: 6:18pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
Nice one |
Re: Escaped Nairalander by showbobo(m): 9:04pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
@Poster Those praising you are are either deceiving you or mocking you behind your back.The joke is fcuken lame/stale.It was posted 5767 times in 2006,4900 times in 2007 and this is the 3987th time its being posted this year. |
Re: Escaped Nairalander by tufe(m): 9:09pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
my guy, abeg go crash. u dey yarn opata. omo, the joke tite abeg |
Re: Escaped Nairalander by Gabry(f): 7:19am On Sep 13, 2008 |
Re: Escaped Nairalander by tufe(m): 9:58am On Sep 13, 2008 |
make i borrow u closeup? |
Re: Escaped Nairalander by Scopium: 10:59am On Sep 13, 2008 |
showbobo: [size=13pt]So? This is the 73,270 times you've mocked yourself over this joke in 2008, 2009 even looks more promising for you to even mock yourself the more. Go go bobo, go go bobo[/size] |
Re: Escaped Nairalander by cbase: 11:09am On Sep 13, 2008 |
chai! Jesus Christ |
Re: Escaped Nairalander by tufe(m): 12:12pm On Sep 13, 2008 |
Chineke me |
Re: Escaped Nairalander by dani1luv: 2:51pm On Sep 13, 2008 |
chei Scopium: chei i don suffer whzt up |
Re: Escaped Nairalander by tufe(m): 7:01pm On Sep 13, 2008 |
fight |
Re: Escaped Nairalander by cbase: 10:44pm On Sep 13, 2008 |
this fite go bam, he who runs, e mama der |
Re: Escaped Nairalander by Shaz(f): 11:10pm On Sep 13, 2008 |
DAmn |
Re: Escaped Nairalander by tufe(m): 11:32pm On Sep 13, 2008 |
na ur middle name be that? |
Re: Escaped Nairalander by Gabry(f): 7:50am On Sep 14, 2008 |
And your middle name be Monkey |
Re: Escaped Nairalander by tufe(m): 11:38am On Sep 14, 2008 |
u don dey get mind sha |
Re: Escaped Nairalander by cbase: 11:58am On Sep 14, 2008 |
no mind dat chicken |
Re: Escaped Nairalander by tufe(m): 12:05pm On Sep 14, 2008 |
mr man, u no go church?? |
Re: Escaped Nairalander by cbase: 12:39pm On Sep 14, 2008 |
i don go come back, Men! Pastor just dey blast today, "indescent dressing, Wives denying dia husband the Koko, Husbands keeping Mistresses, Gals n Abortions, and stuffs like dat, but wen e come talk about keeping many partners Guess who dat reminded me of |
Re: Escaped Nairalander by tufe(m): 1:42pm On Sep 14, 2008 |
i'm guessing yourself |
Re: Escaped Nairalander by cbase: 2:19pm On Sep 14, 2008 |
be like say u don smoke more dan dis morning |
Re: Escaped Nairalander by MrInfo1(m): 3:57pm On Sep 14, 2008 |
Sighs |
Re: Escaped Nairalander by cbase: 4:01pm On Sep 14, 2008 |
no worry e go beta for u my broda. , if e tey wey e bad, e go good. |
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