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The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by Johnnny(m): 2:17pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
[center]A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door of the first house of the street. A tall lady answered the door. Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet. " Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this s, !" exclaimed the eager salesman. "Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that?" asked the lady. The bewildered salesman asked, " Why, madam?" "There's no electricity in the house, " said the lady ********** MORAL: Gather All resources be4 working on any project, !! [/center] |
Re: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by Nobody: 3:15pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
nyc one men, took me by surprise. Well he gotta eat it afta all, lmao |
Re: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by RichDad1(m): 3:16pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
Roflmao . .)) |
Re: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by Abbygyal(f): 4:09pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
lmao otey! |
Re: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by MrInfo1(m): 5:48pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
huh |
Re: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by RichDad1(m): 6:28pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
Tell d guy dat i have power generator for rent, ($1,000 usd per hour) B-)B-) |
Re: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by tufe(m): 10:52pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
heheh |
Re: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by Gabry(f): 7:05am On Sep 13, 2008 |
Re: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by tufe(m): 10:08am On Sep 13, 2008 |
u still dey find closeup? |
Re: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by mohawkchic(f): 1:26am On Sep 14, 2008 |
~LoL over enthusiatic salesman . . chilli coming right up |
Re: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by tufe(m): 1:29am On Sep 14, 2008 |
i dey ur back |
Re: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by mohawkchic(f): 1:34am On Sep 14, 2008 |
~I see You ~ |
Re: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by tufe(m): 1:37am On Sep 14, 2008 |
i wanna take u out on a romantic dinner in paris |
Re: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by mohawkchic(f): 1:43am On Sep 14, 2008 |
~LOL . . whats this line called? Got a date in mind? |
Re: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by Gabry(f): 6:23am On Sep 14, 2008 |
Ooh Mohawk, please accept tufe's offer so that I can bla bla in peace. |
Re: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by mohawkchic(f): 5:50pm On Sep 14, 2008 |
~LOL . . hmm am i missing something here gabrywyl . . |
Re: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by lexicon(m): 5:58pm On Sep 14, 2008 |
@poster Nice one. He did'nt make findings b4 fucking up . e go chup shit tire |
Re: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by mykali(m): 6:06pm On Sep 14, 2008 |
lol. dumb dry cleaner. |
Re: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by Gabry(f): 6:46am On Sep 15, 2008 |
mohawkchic: Whats that chika? |
Re: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by MrInfo1(m): 11:12am On Sep 15, 2008 |
Am the something bah? |
Re: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by clemcykul(f): 2:48pm On Sep 15, 2008 |
yes na thou wicked thing |
Re: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by Scopium: 6:22pm On Sep 15, 2008 |
[size=13pt] Chilli for sure twice the size of the cow dung[/size] |
Re: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by lilpearl(f): 7:07pm On Sep 15, 2008 |
@ joke very funny |
Re: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by dani1luv: 7:31pm On Sep 15, 2008 |
i know too |
Re: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by MrInfo1(m): 7:42pm On Sep 15, 2008 |
Same ere |
Re: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by Gabry(f): 8:17am On Sep 16, 2008 |
you guys are bored abi? |
Re: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by Scopium: 8:23am On Sep 16, 2008 |
[size=13pt]No we are not bored[/size] |
Re: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by Gabry(f): 8:59am On Sep 16, 2008 |
then why are you guys smelling each others underwears continuously? |
Re: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by clemcykul(f): 3:31pm On Sep 16, 2008 |
lol silly girl |
Re: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by cbase: 6:40pm On Sep 16, 2008 |
silly things to silly people silly boys to silly gals silly Clem to silly Info Silly Gab to silly Danny. & Good things to Good People Good Lilpearl to Good Cbase |
Re: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by lilpearl(f): 6:47pm On Sep 16, 2008 |
nice poem na wa o cbase |
Re: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by cbase: 6:50pm On Sep 16, 2008 |
thank u dear ewo nnem. |
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