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| The Geography Of A Woman And A Man by Sissy3(f): 11:56pm On Mar 22, 2009 |
[b][b]THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN: Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe , well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece , gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , with a glorious and all conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel , has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada , self-preserving, but open to meeting new people. After 70, she becomes Tibet , wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages, only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there. THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN: Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran , Ruled by Nuts!!. [/b] |
| Re: The Geography Of A Woman And A Man by jamace(m): 11:55am On Mar 23, 2009 |
Haba poster. You did not give man a benefit of the doubt? You just finished him like that? Na wa o.  |
| Re: The Geography Of A Woman And A Man by elowa: 2:52pm On Mar 23, 2009 |
While the nuts are women |
| Re: The Geography Of A Woman And A Man by aristole(m): 3:24pm On Mar 23, 2009 |
@ poster Clap 4 urself |
| Re: The Geography Of A Woman And A Man by dani1luv: 5:10pm On Mar 23, 2009 |
Now this made me laff  |
| Re: The Geography Of A Woman And A Man by D1KeleVra(m): 1:23pm On Mar 27, 2009 |
Not funny.  |
| Re: The Geography Of A Woman And A Man by jamace(m): 7:13pm On Mar 27, 2009 |
Oya, make the joke funny. |
| Re: The Geography Of A Woman And A Man by D1KeleVra(m): 7:19pm On Mar 27, 2009 |
Clear off jor! |
| Re: The Geography Of A Woman And A Man by jmkbond(f): 10:59pm On Mar 27, 2009 |
 :p |
| Re: The Geography Of A Woman And A Man by sylve11: 1:19pm On Mar 28, 2009 |
give me ma glass jor |
| Re: The Geography Of A Woman And A Man by sylve11: 1:29pm On Mar 28, 2009 |
@poster nice one dia ''Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel , has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.'' The ultimate fact! |
| Re: The Geography Of A Woman And A Man by jamace(m): 2:18pm On Mar 29, 2009 |
Clear off jor! You be police? |
| Re: The Geography Of A Woman And A Man by D1KeleVra(m): 4:03pm On Mar 29, 2009 |
I no wan join ur League of Extraordinary |
| Re: The Geography Of A Woman And A Man by studio43(m): 7:35pm On Mar 29, 2009 |
hahahaa, |
| Re: The Geography Of A Woman And A Man by biina: 9:02am On Mar 30, 2009 |
After 50, a woman is like Siberia, everyone knows where it is, but no one goes there. |
| Re: The Geography Of A Woman And A Man by Ben13: 9:16am On Mar 30, 2009 |
that's corruption. |
| Re: The Geography Of A Woman And A Man by clemcykul(f): 3:51pm On Mar 30, 2009 |
@joke lmao |
| Re: The Geography Of A Woman And A Man by Lolabbey: 3:54pm On Mar 30, 2009 |
nice joke |
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